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|AKA:||Robert Michael Schneider, Michael Schneider|
|Birthday:||October 31, 1963|
|Birthplace:||San Francisco, California, United States|
|Political Parties:||Republican Party|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Actor, Comedian, Director, Screenwriter, Television Actor|
|Spouse:||Patricia Azarcoya Arce|
AKA: Robert Michael Schneider, Michael Schneider
Birthday: October 31, 1963
Birthplace: San Francisco, California, United States
Political Parties: Republican Party
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Actor, Comedian, Director, Screenwriter, Television Actor
Spouse: Patricia Azarcoya Arce
Tommy aka White Knife: I don't think so. I reckon she's Mexican.
Ramon: Lying bitch!”
Rob: Well, that sucks.
Patricia: You can touch my boobs over my shirt.
Rob: Yeah, but it’s not the same thing.
Patricia: Well, it’s better than nothing.
Rob: Well, barely.”
Chico: Like what?
Ramon: Like you know, Tommy's good with knives, Lil Pete's got a bonus nipple, I got a burro, Herm is good at strangling.
Danny: I can hold my breath for six minutes.
Chico: Well, I can play the piano with my dick.
Tommy aka White Knife: Well, we're unstoppable then.”