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Rebecca Rand Kirshner Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got?

Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee.

Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary
Tagged: breakfast, Coffee, cereal, shaving, Slacker, slovenly, Lazy
“Well, everybody's got parents, Jean, even hookers. Remember that TV movie we saw?”
— Harold Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary
Tagged: Parents, Hookers, TV Movie
“[holding up his thumb] This! The thumb! You think I don't know what that means? I know, Lindsay! It means, 'Hey, stranger! Please lock me in your car, drive me to God knows where and murder me!'”
— Harold Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary
Tagged: Thumb, hitchhiking, Murder
“Sam: Think we could be arrested for making prank calls?

Neal: Yeah, and we'll get sent to telephone prison.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary
Tagged: Prank Calls, Arrested, Telephone Prison
“Lindsay, do you know what happens when you put a rotten banana in a fruit bowl? All the other bananas go rotten. And that's what Kim Kelly is: a bad banana.”
— Harold Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary
Tagged: banana, Rotten Banana, Fruit Bowl, Bad Banana
“Are you calling me irrational? Because I'll tear your head off, Daniel. I'll tear it off, and I'll throw it over that fence.”
— Kim Kelly, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary
Tagged: irrational, Violence, Irony, Threats
“[prank calling] Fredericks? You're a turd. A stinky f-fat turd. Go sniff a jock strap, you poop head. You love patting boys' butts. You love patting boys' butts. Butt...you butt-patter! You're a perv and a loser... and a stinky...t-turd!
[hangs up]”
— Bill Haverchuck, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary
Tagged: Fredericks of Hollywood, Prank Calls, Jock Strap, Butts, Loser, turd
“I owe you pain.”
— Willow Rosenberg, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5: Tough Love
Tagged: Pain, Threats
“Oh, man, the geeks have inherited the earth.”
— Jock, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary
Tagged: Geeks, Meek
“Mr. Weir: We are not robots and things do not need to change. I like how things are! I like eating the same things. You know why? Because those are the things I like! I like chicken. And I like pot roast. And, that's how I feel about you Jean.

Mrs. Weir: Oh please. You like me like you like a pot roast?

Mr. Weir: I love pot roast!”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary
Tagged: Pot Roast, Robo0ts, Change
“Silver: Ethan, Ethan! Where have you been? What's going on? What was that?

Ethan: I never wanted to say anything.

Silver: I don't know what to do with this, okay? I mean, you're one of my best friends, but that's it, right? We were just friends.

Ethan: I don't think we're just friends.”
— Ethan Ward, 90210, Season 1: One Party Can Ruin Your Whole Summer
Tagged: Friends, Just Friends, Relationships, Feelings, Love, couple, Best Friends, Friends To Lovers
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