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Rachel Specter Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“Can I get you a drink? Nothing goes better with a fine lager than a little snark.”
— Greg Serrano, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh's Sister is Getting Married!
Tagged: Drink, Snarky, Beer
“Here is a list of all of the objects that I can hold under my boobs: Stapler, ten pencils, paperback copy of Arabian Knights, dog bone, remote control, hardback copy of Wuthering Heights.”
— Rebecca Bunch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh's Sister is Getting Married!
Tagged: boobs, Hiding, Materials
“I’m sticking with the shoelaces. The hearts say I like you, but the shoelace part isn't too mushy.”
— Jamie Scott, One Tree Hill, Season 8: I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here
Tagged: Hearts, shoelaces, mushy
“What you've got to know is that boobs may be where it's at, but if you cut them open, they're just sacks of yellow fat!”
— Rebecca Bunch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh's Sister is Getting Married!
Tagged: boobs, fat, Sacks
“It's what my father always told me, that if I ever tried to make something of myself, that no man would want me and so, I mean, just like the minute that I try to pursue my dreams, my husband 'accidentally' falls into another woman's vagina!”
— Paula Proctor, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 2: Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy?
Tagged: Dreams, Cheating, Sex, Marriage
“I've been practicing my humor! I watched an online tutorial!”
— Valencia Perez, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh's Sister is Getting Married!
Tagged: humor, Tutorials, practice
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