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Philippe Iujvidin Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“ Improv is the lowest form of comedy. That whole school of yours is just a bunch of actors so janky-looking, no one will write lines for them, so you have to make them up yourself.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: There Is Not Currently a Problem
Tagged: Improv, comedy
“You're what this town calls a tweener. You're not hot enough to be the lead, and not fat enough to be the funny friend.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: There Is Not Currently a Problem
Tagged: Tweener, fat, Skinny, Hot
“These pot activists leech off of people with legitimate problems in order to further their agenda, which is just getting high! Why did you make me do this?!”
— Edgar Quintero, You're the Worst, Season 3: Genetically Inferior Beta Males
Tagged: Marijuana Activists, Leech, Getting High
“Oh, my God, that is so sexist and mansplainy! You a Gamergater? Am I living with a Gamergater?”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 3: You Knew It Was a Snake
Tagged: Sexism, Mansplaining, Gamergate
“No, seriously, Jimmy, I feel such empathy for you, being a writer. I mean, everyone feels sorry for kids forced to work in the diamond mines in Sierra Leone, but where is the telethon for the noble writer? Bravely drinking coffee, spilling his blood to get his feelings out, filling two, maybe three whole pages before his heroic effort is cut short by the desire to watch Internet porn or get a snack! All of you! Sucking the air out of the room with your self-pity-riddled non-problems!”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: There Is Not Currently a Problem
Tagged: Sierra Leone, Writers, Coffee, Internet Porn
“Look what I made! I went to Kinko's. Talked to some undergrads making a 'zine. It's a lovely place. Anyway, turns out I've been living my entire life in opposition to my father. And now that he's dead, I have no idea who I really am. Am I even a writer? Who knows? Maybe I'm meant to be a master carpenter/tree-house architect/singer-songwriter. Anyways, although my zoo animals are likely dead or escaped, I'd like to thank you for taking that router and forcing me to explore the world. Okay. I'm gonna go into the backyard and test some branches for load-bearing capacity.”
— Jimmy Shive-Overly, You're the Worst, Season 3: Genetically Inferior Beta Males
Tagged: Kinko's, Zines, Singer-Songwriters
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