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Perfume Genius

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Birthday September 25, 1981

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Singer-songwriter, Musician, Composer

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Why do I even have a dog if she can't let me in when I'm locked out?

— Perfume Genius, via twitter.com

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Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.

Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?

Smithers: If you did it, Sir?

— Waylon Smithers (Harry Shearer), The Simpsons, Season 3: Dog of Death

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The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.

— Carrie Underwood, The More Boys I Meet

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Dr. Allison Cameron: Men should grow up.

Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.

— Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie), House, Season 1: Occam's Razor

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What's a dog's favorite movie? Jurassic Bark!

— Tim O'Rourke, via twitter.com

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Chris Griffin: You're a dog! You don't have a soul!

Brian: Ouch.

— Brian Griffin (Seth MacFarlane), Family Guy, Season 4: North by North Quahog

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

— Mark Twain, The Psychology of Gratitude

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Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.

— Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever

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Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace.

— Milan Kundera, P.S. Grandma Says

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It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.

— John Grogan, Marley & Me: Life and Love with the World's Worst Dog

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A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.

— Arthur Conan Doyle, The Complete Sherlock Holmes (2 Volumes)

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Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

— Orhan Pamuk, My Name Is Red

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This may be the primary purpose of dogs: to restore our sense of wonder and to help us maintain it, to make us consider that we should trust our intuition as they trust theirs, and to help us realize that a thing known intuitively can be as real as anything known by material experience.

— Dean Koontz, A Big Little Life: A Memoir of a Joyful Dog

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After years of having a dog, you know him. You know the meaning of his snuffs and grunts and barks. Every twitch of the ears is a question or statement, every wag of the tail is an exclamation.

— Robert McCammon, Boy's Life

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All dogs are really therapy dogs.

— Meg Donohue, Dog Crazy: A Novel of Love Lost and Found

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Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine?

— Gabrielle Zevin, Elsewhere

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I never met a man half so true as a dog. Treat a dog right, and he'll treat you right. He'll keep you company, be your friend, and never ask you no questions.

— Mary Ann Shaffer, The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

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Let’s face it, pets bring liveliness and love to the household, and they are always around to play with you. They grow up with you, show you affection when you’re sad and celebrate with you when you’re happy. When you’re an only child, you can never have too many pets!

— Marion Schwaner, 20 Things Only An Only Child Would Understand

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A dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.

— Lewis Carrol, Through The Looking Glass by Lewis Carrol (2008-11-04)

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In a dog's life, some plaster would fall, some cushions would open, some rugs would shred. Like any relationship, this one had its costs. They were costs we came to accept and balance against the joy and amusement and protection and companionship he gave us.

— John Grogan, Marley And Me: Life and Love with the World's Worst Dog

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This animal had touched our souls and taught us some of the most important lessons of our lives.

— John Grogan, Marley And Me: Life and Love with the World's Worst Dog

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Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

— Dean Koontz, False Memory: A Novel

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Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.

— Dean Koontz, A Big Little Life

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The opportunity to love a dog and to treat it with kindness is an opportunity for a lost and selfish heart to be redeemed. They are powerless and innocent, and it is how we treat the humblest among us that surely determines the fate of our souls.

— Dean Koontz, The Darkest Evening of the Year: A Novel

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Wasn't he somebody already? The dog thought so. The dog looked at Scott like he was the best man who ever lived.

— Noah Hawley, Before the Fall

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