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Pauly Shore Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Stoney: [a car horn is heard] Your parents!

Dave: My parents!

Link: AHH.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, Parents
“Dave: He melted...

Stoney: Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some Ho-Ho's.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, Ho-Ho's
“If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin' all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole Brady Bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so don’t tax my gig so hardcore, cruster.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, Grindage, Brady Bunch
“[after Link enters the driver’s seat of the Student Driver Car] Oh God, Rad Mobile.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, Rad
“Stoney: Far too much responsibility for me, anyways, I'm already popular!

Dave: Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak
“I hope he doesn't gnaw on our beaks.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak
“I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, geek, weasel
“Stoney: Look, Dave, you're gonna have to just mellow out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing, she always shines you.

Dave: You don't understand; we have history.

Stoney: Hey, you had history: pre-freshman history. Could've had her back then, man.

Dave: She hadn't hit babehood yet.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, babehood
“Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?

Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.

Dave: God, you can't do that to me.

[looking more closely at Link]

Dave: What's on his nose?

Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.

Dave: You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?

Stoney: Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse.

Dave: They are?

Stoney: Unh-huh!

Dave: Oh, cool!

Link: Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...

Stoney, Link: [howling together] Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, Nugs
“Stoney: Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not.

Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.

Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave.

Dave: I'll convince her! She'll see the truth.

Stoney: The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, all right? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah...

Stoney: [howls twice] We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy!

Dave: Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, Prom
“Dave: Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?

Stoney: Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?—dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh!—he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...

Dave: [finishing the phrase]...jor.

Stoney: 18-inch bis—mine are only 4...

Dave: ...besides that.

Stoney: He walks like this, right? [struts in a manly fashion] Just like this, right? The nugs fully loose.”
— Stoney Brown, Encino Man
Tagged: Valley Speak, Nugs
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