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Paul Feig Quotes

Total quotes: 30
“I just want to be older so I can go to bars. Everything fun in this world happens in bars.”
— Ken Miller, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Carded and Discarded
Tagged: bars, Fun, Drinking Age
“Alan White: Shut up, you little girl.

Bill Haverchuck: I'm not a little girl, I'm a bionic woman.”
— Bill Haverchuck, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats
Tagged: Little Girl, Bionic Woman, Cross Dressing, Halloween Costumes
“Jean: Nobody's home. You wanna have a little sex?

Harold: Sex?! Well, okay.”
— Jean Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Carded and Discarded
Tagged: Sex
“All right, kids, hurry to class. Last one to class, first one on welfare. It's your choice.”
— Frank Kowchevski, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Girlfriends and Boyfriends
Tagged: Education, Welfare
“Ladies, this is just for tomorrow's scrimmage. This isn't the last chopper out of Saigon. Can we please just crank down the drama a notch?”
— Frank Kowchevski, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Looks and Books
Tagged: Scrimmage, Drama, Saigon
“I believe in God, man. I’ve seen him. I’ve felt his power. He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham baby!”
— Nick Andopolis, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Rock N' Roll Life, Rock God
“Last time I had this much fun, I was pinned down in a foxhole by the North Koreans.”
— Harold Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats
Tagged: Foxhole, North Koreans, Fun, Irony
“Daniel: All right, fine, I'll be a dwarf, but my name is Carlos.

Bill: Carlos the dwarf?

Daniel: Yeah, you got a problem with that, Gorthon?”
— Daniel Desario, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Discos and Dragons
Tagged: Dwarf, Dragon, Carlos the Dwarf, LARPing, Live Action Role Playing
“Once I asked someone for a Tylenol and they gave me a Tylenol PM. I'm not sure what their intentions were... ”
— Susan Cooper, Spy
Tagged: Tylenol, Drug, Intentions
“Nick: Your dad's makin' you go to the dance? What's that all about?

Ken: Who's your dad? Hitler?”
— Nick Andopolis, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Hitler, Overstatement
“Daniel: Why don't you make out with Nicky, and we'll call it a foursome?

Ken: Yeah, why don't you make out with my butt, and we'll call it love?”
— Daniel Desario, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats
Tagged: Foursome, Butt Love, Make Out
“I don't need another friend. I already have two. I mean, how many more friends does a guy need?”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Girlfriends and Boyfriends
Tagged: Friends, BFF
“Daniel: Am I a loser?

Harris: You're not a loser because you're having sex. But if you weren't having sex, we could definitely debate the issue.”
— Daniel Desario, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Looks and Books
Tagged: Loser, sexually active
“Sam Weir: Nobody thinks you're cool, you know.

Lindsay Weir: Trust me, I know.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats
Tagged: cool, Uncool, Nerds
“I hate astrology. What, everybody born in the same month is gonna have the same life?”
— Daniel Desario, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Carded and Discarded
Tagged: Astrology, Superstition
“Ma'am, I hope there aren't any peanuts in these peanuts.”
— Bill Haverchuck, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats
Tagged: Allergies, Peanuts
“Harold: You're not lying, are you, Sam?

Sam: No.

Harold: 'Cause you know what happens to liars in this world, don't you?

Sam: They end up getting killed in jail.

Harold: Right.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Discos and Dragons
Tagged: liars, Jail, Jail Murder
“Why don't you blow your nose in some bread and make me a sandwich?”
— Kim Kelly, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Gross
“You look like somebody's demented aunt on vacation! ”
— Raina Boyanov, Spy
Tagged: Diss, Rude, aunt, vacation
“Hm...looking for Chaplin, only seeing Hitler.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats
Tagged: Halloween Costumes, Charlie Chaplin, Adolf Hitler
“Sam: So this is what having a girlfriend is gonna be like? She is your best friend, she is beautiful, you can say and do anything in front of her.

Neal: Well, my dad always says that's what something what women want you to think before you marry them. That's how they suck you in.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Carded and Discarded
Tagged: Girlfriend, Best friend, Marriage, Deception
“You look like a perverted bus driver.”
— Susan Cooper, Spy
Tagged: Similie Examples, Bus Driver , Diss
“And we must discuss this hideous dress. It's just hysterical.”
— Raina Boyanov, Spy
Tagged: dress, Hideous, Hysterical
“It was all a dream. I'm just kidding, a man's throat just dissolved.”
— Raina Boyanov, Spy
Tagged: Throat, Dream, Kidding
“I prefer to have a white that has the grit of a hummus.”
— Susan Cooper, Spy
Tagged: Wine, Grit, Hummus
“Lindsay Weir: You know who didn't go to college? Albert Einstein.

Jeff Rosso: You know who else didn't go to college?

Lindsay Weir: Who?

Jeff Rosso: Frank.

Lindsay Weir: Frank who?

Jeff Rosso: Frank, the guy who pumps gas into my car.”
— Lindsay Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Carded and Discarded
Tagged: Albert Einstein, College Degree
“DJ: Aren't you one of those guys who's always running in here yelling ‘Disco sucks?’ What's the matter, cat got your bong, man? Is that how you learned to communicate? Running in here and yelling stuff? Is that what your precious ‘rock 'n' roll’ teaches you?

Ken: No, it teaches me that disco sucks!!”
— Paul Feig, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Discos and Dragons
Tagged: Disco, Disco Sucks, Yelling, rock 'n' roll
“Bill Haverchuck: I just hope I get candy I can eat. I'm allergic to peanuts, licorice, and nougat.

Neal Schweiber: How can you possibly be allergic to nougat?
[Sam laughs]

Bill Haverchuck: I don't know. My doctor says I'm allergic to more things than anyone he's ever seen.”
— Bill Haverchuck, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats
Tagged: Allergies, Nougat, Peanuts, Licorice
“Look, these teachers...these teachers want us to work, you know? And I say fine...I'll work. But you gotta let me do the kind of work that I wanna do. And for me, Lindsay, it's my—it's my drum kit, man. This my passion, you know? This is- this is the essence of who I am now. But before I had this, I was lost too. You see what I'm saying? You need to find...your reason for—for living, man. You've got to find, your big, just gigantic drum kit, you know?”
— Nick Andopolis, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Teachers, Drum Kit, Passion
“You can hardly stand to be around us. When you two were kids, you used to run around naked and lay in bed with us all night. We bathed you and we cleaned your butts when you pooped and we loved it. Now, we try to pat you on the head and you run for the hills. Well, I'm fed up. We are going to be close from now on whether you like it or not. We're going to spend quality time together, and we're going to enjoy it, damn it!”
— Harold Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Carded and Discarded
Tagged: Quality Time, Child Rearing
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