Norma Safford Vela Quotes
Total quotes (5)
Total quotes (5)
Harvey: You know, the only reason I took Home Ec. was so I could eat during class; Coach says I’ve still got to bulk up, and carbo-loading can get pretty lonely...
Sabrina: Well, we’ll keep you company any time you have to eat.
Jenny: Yeah, we’re good at that.
Harvey: Hey, I’m going to the pizza place tomorrow night to force down eight slices, do you guys wanna watch?
Zelda: Thank goodness she left. Now we can talk about the first millisecond after the Big Bang. See I think-
Ethan: (interrupting her) LOVE ME!
Ethan: I’m sorry. It’s just that we finally get rid of your weird sister, and all you can talk about is the Big Bang?! I came here tonight hoping for more than science - I wanted you to look into my eyes and see something other than rods and cones! I love you, Zelda. Don’t you realize that?
Zelda: You never said anything!
Ethan: I’ve been playing footsie with you all night!
Zelda: That was you?! I thought it was the cat!
Zelda: I wanted to discuss this rationally but you’re making it hard.
Mr. Rothwell: Hey, she failed the test — what do you want me to do about it?
Zelda: But the circumstances were unfair!
Mr. Rothwell: Look, if it makes you feel better, you can blame this on me. But I think we both know these problems start at home.
Zelda: What problems?
Mr. Rothwell: Hey, if the kid can’t master the quadratic equation, that says to me: dysfunctional family.
Sabrina: Wait a second, how can being sentenced to teaching high school be sufficient punishment?
Zelda: Because it’s the worst thing Mr. Rothwell can imagine.
Sabrina: But now kids are going to be stuck with him, year after year!
Zelda: Well, whether he means to or not, he teaches a valuable lesson.
Sabrina: Some people are just jerks?
Hilda: Yes, but if you study hard and you don’t let him get to you, you will pass algebra and then you can forget it. But he’s trapped in math forever.