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Norma Safford Vela Quotes

Total quotes: 5
“Sabrina: Hey, it worked! I pulled a rabbit out of a hat!

Rabbit: Hey, put me back, my wife Renée is about to give birth!

Sabrina: Oh, sorry! 

Hilda: Relax, that happens a lot with rabbits.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Bundt Friday
Tagged: Magic, witch, rabbit, joke, Birth, animal
“Harvey: You know, the only reason I took Home Ec. was so I could eat during class; Coach says I’ve still got to bulk up, and carbo-loading can get pretty lonely...

Sabrina: Well, we’ll keep you company any time you have to eat.

Jenny: Yeah, we’re good at that.

Harvey: Hey, I’m going to the pizza place tomorrow night to force down eight slices, do you guys wanna watch?”
— Harvey Kinkle, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Bundt Friday
Tagged: Sports, Home Ec, School, food, Pizza, Loneliness, Frinedship
“Zelda: Thank goodness she left. Now we can talk about the first millisecond after the Big Bang. See I think-

Ethan: (interrupting her) LOVE ME!

Zelda: What?!

Ethan: I’m sorry. It’s just that we finally get rid of your weird sister, and all you can talk about is the Big Bang?! I came here tonight hoping for more than science - I wanted you to look into my eyes and see something other than rods and cones! I love you, Zelda. Don’t you realize that?

Zelda: You never said anything!

Ethan: I’ve been playing footsie with you all night!

Zelda: That was you?! I thought it was the cat!”
— Zelda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Magic Joel
Tagged: Love, Confession, The Big Bang, Science, Cat, Footsie, joke
“Zelda: I wanted to discuss this rationally but you’re making it hard.

Mr. Rothwell: Hey, she failed the test — what do you want me to do about it?

Zelda: But the circumstances were unfair!

Mr. Rothwell: Look, if it makes you feel better, you can blame this on me. But I think we both know these problems start at home.

Zelda: What problems?

Mr. Rothwell: Hey, if the kid can’t master the quadratic equation, that says to me: dysfunctional family.”
— Zelda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Trial by Fury
Tagged: School, Family, Dysfunctional, Math
“Sabrina: Wait a second, how can being sentenced to teaching high school be sufficient punishment?

Zelda: Because it’s the worst thing Mr. Rothwell can imagine.

Sabrina: But now kids are going to be stuck with him, year after year!

Zelda: Well, whether he means to or not, he teaches a valuable lesson.

Sabrina: Some people are just jerks?

Hilda: Yes, but if you study hard and you don’t let him get to you, you will pass algebra and then you can forget it. But he’s trapped in math forever.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Trial by Fury
Tagged: School, punishment, Jerk, Life Lesson
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