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Norm Hiscock Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“I'm not interested in caring about people.”
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 3: Flu Season
Tagged: Love, socialization, Human Interaciton
“It’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.”
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 3: Jerry's Painting
Tagged: Pointless, paint scenes, Nature, outside
“My first ex-wife's name is Tammy. My second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My Mom's name is Tamara...she goes by Tammy.”
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 4: Ron and Tammys
Tagged: Wife, ex-wife, mother, Tammy, Names
“I'm gonna buy some sweat pants and a Nicholas Sparks novel. Might as well lean into it.”
— Tom Haverford, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 5: Jerry's Retirement
Tagged: Sweat Pants, Nicholas Sparks, Lean Into It
“I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 3: Flu Season
Tagged: worked, never learned, name, Best friend
“Hey, I didn't go looking for trouble. Trouble came-a-knockin' and Bobby Hill's foot answered the door.”
— Bobby Hill, King of the Hill, Season 6: Bobby Goes Nuts
Tagged: trouble
“You had me at ‘Meat Tornado.’”
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 3: Flu Season
Tagged: Meat Tornado
“That makes a whole lot of sense….A whole lot of nonsense!”
— Dale Gribble, King of the Hill, Season 5: The Buck Stops Here
Tagged: Sense, Nonsense
“Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.”
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 3: Flu Season
Tagged: idiots, give 100%, impossible, more than 100%
“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 3: Flu Season
Tagged: Solipsism, Best friend, don't care
“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
— Ron Swanson,
Tagged: humor
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