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Neil Patrick Harris Quotes

Total quotes: 93
“Due to the Patriots ball scandal, I’ll personally be making sure all the Oscars are fully inflated this year.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: oscars, Football, patriots
“Oof. I am knee deep in Oscars' rehearsals. Why, oh why did I ask for a wading pool...”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: oscars, Puns, Swimming
“Happy Valentine's Day! Allow the love, find the love, make the love. Not necessarily in that order.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: valentine's day, Love, Sex
“Tomorrow is my first day of shooting as Count Olaf. I'd cross my fingers but I can't trim my nails. #unfortunate”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: Puns, Netflix, TV Shows
“Just realized it's Friday the 13th! All makes sen-Wait, someone's at the door. I'll let him in. Hmm. He has a hockey mask and a machet-OHNO!”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: friday the 13th, Death, Murder
“Yesterday I celebrated the birth of my twins. Tomorrow I celebrate the birth of my book. I hope the book poops less.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: book, babies, Poop
“Happy birthday, Cobie Smulders! You're the coolest, hottest, awesomest girl I've ever had the pleasure to know/kiss/marry/divorce/love.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: how i met your mother, birthday, cast members, celebs
“42nd B'day ideas: for everyone to stop using the word 'like' incessantly in conversation. It's, like, a constant and it's, like, egregious.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: birthday, gifts, Communication
“Happy 13th, everyone! What a lovely Friday. Oh look, a cute little black kitten just walked right in front of me. Hmm. What could that mean?”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: friday the 13th, black cat, Luck, Bad Luck
“Hey David Burtka - Will you be my Valentine? Ok, I realize you're already my husband, but a 'yes' would sure make my day/night/life.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: valentine's day, Marriage, husband
“Rosamund Pike was spectacular in Gone Girl. Glorious, absolutely remarkable. Oscar worthy, for certain. My boner concurrs.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: gone girl, Sex, oscars
“Just finished filming my last scene for American Horror Story. I need to take a shower. Wash off all this horror.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: american horror story, shower, Horror
“Only one more shopping day until my birthday. I think FedEx delivers on Sundays now. I love presents. No pressure. Just sayin'.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: birthday, Shopping, presents
“Would I have wished that Barney and Robin would've stayed together? Sure, but most divorcees wish it had worked out.””
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: Divorce, how i met your mother, Marriage
“So pluck up your courage and take that risk! Add another story to the book of your life. Even if it doesn’t go the way you planned or wanted, you’ll still learn from it. ”
— Neil Patrick Harris, Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography
Tagged: Adventure, Courage, risks
“ Dr. Seuss makes me feel like I’m Lin-Manuel Miranda when I’m reading to my children.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, Neil Patrick Harris reveals the books that have inspired him
Tagged: Books, Reading Recommendations
“It's pouring rain here in NYC. Normally when things are wet I'm far more excited.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: Sex, wet, NYC
“Met Dr. Phil. He called me out on some stuff. Made me cry. I'm a better person now. No he didn't. No I'm not.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: celebs, therapy, Tears
“Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone! Hope your night is filled with celebration and drinks - a tequilabration, as it were. ¡Salud!”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: cinco de mayo, holiday, Drinking
“On my way to the fancy Met Ball with the ever handsome David Burtka. Looking forward to a very James Bond evening.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: fancy, dressed up, Couples
“So first I saw the dress as white and gold, and only that. Now, it's absolutely blue and black. How?!? Does this make me bi-dress-ual?”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: dress, Memes, Colors
“Early holiday shoppers: May I suggest my autobiography? It's entertaining, educational, and easy to wrap!”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: gifts, Holidays, Books, autobiography
“Today is the 10 Year Anniversary of the release of HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE! So a big...um...wait, what was I talking about..?”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: pot, harold and kumar, high, Drugs
“I'm so proud of Hugh Jackman for hosting this year's Tony Awards and for calling me an hour ago to say, 'Suck it!'”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: celebs, tony awards, Hosting
“Taylor Swift looks super hot. I'd try to steal her hair moves for Hedwig On Broadway, but I fear I'd lose my wig.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: celebs, broadway, Dancing
“What's Chester got up his sleeve in tonight's American Horror Story? My guess is it's not good. And I should know, I filmed it.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: american horror story, Television, Acting
“And why hasn't my butler told me to go to sleep yet? Or made me some tea? Or given me sage advice? Or reloaded my weapons?”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: butler, Funny, rich
“My 2016 New Years Resolutions: meditation, flexibility, handstands, and a crazy cool acting gig or three. Not necessarily in that order.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: New Years, Resolutions, Goals
“For my birthday, I only want one thing for the world: lots of presents for me. And good ones. Well thought out gifts. So… tick tock.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: birthday, presents, Funny
“My birthday is Monday, so today is your last day to get free shipping with Amazon Prime. Please plan and shop accordingly. #helpfulharris”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: birthday, presents, Amazon
“Pharrell just can't stop wearing shorts..! Is this a Wes Anderson movie? Does he work at the Grammy Budapest Hotel?”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: celebs, clothing, Movies
“While I miss playing Hedwig, I may miss the open bar that I had created in the dressing room next door a bit more...”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via Twiter
Tagged: broadway, Drinking, Missing
“If you haven't already, go see A Million Ways To Die In The West. Opened today. It's so funny, you just might shit yourself.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: Movies, promotion, Laughter
“Oof. I got a sinus infection. I blame either our ill son or one of the 75 people I've kissed on the mouth during a Hedwig performance...”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: broadway, Kissing, Sick
“Took the kids to their first Broadway show today: The Lion King. Mine was 25 years ago: Les Miserables. It's the circle of life...”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: broadway, Children, lion king
“I'm doing a crazy glam rock photo shoot. Over the top Bowie-tastic, but now I'm not sure how to get the glitter out of my iPhone.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: glitter, photographs, iPhone
“It's Easter and 4/20? The Reece's Peanut Butter Egg must be quite the desirable commodity today!”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: easter, 4/20, eating, Hunger
“AC-DC opened then show, and now everyone is effectively deafened. And I think six people had seizures. And 50+ got 3rd degree burns.”
— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com
Tagged: Singing, award show, Loud
“Poetry? You’ll stop at nothing to make me talk.”
— Count Olaf, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Season 2: The Vile Village
Tagged: Poetry, Stop At Nothing, talk
“Patience is like a grating foreign accent. It can wear thin.”
— Count Olaf, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Season 2: The Carnivorous Carnival
Tagged: Patience, accent, wear thin, Simile Examples
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