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Neil Flynn

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Neil Flynn Quotes

Total quotes: 3

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Neil Flynn

Birthname

Birthday: November 13, 1960

Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Educated At: Bradley University

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Actor, Caca

Total quotes: 3

“J.D.: Well, I still want to refer you to a dermatologist, but it looks benign.

Janitor: Yeah, benign, nine and a half...”

— Janitor, Scrubs, Season 2: My Interpretation

Tagged: Jokes, Penis Length, Word Play

“Patient: I was so obsessed with getting my J.D. that I never did the things I really wanted to do. Start a family. See the world.

Janitor: Punch a whale.

Patient: Nah, I punched a whale. Right in the face. Down he went, like Liston.”

— Janitor, Scrubs, Season 6: My Mirror Image

Tagged: Bucketlist, Family, Regrets, travel, Whale

“I think it's time you learned the real me. Here we go. I'm not... like normal people. I don't have superpowers, but I'm working on it. For instance, watch me move this pen. [stares at pen; it doesn't move] It worked at home. I don't know. Maybe my table's slanted. Uh, anyway. Um, in my spare time, I also enjoy stuffing animals. Usually with other animals. For instance, a badger will hold five squirrels. A squirrel will hold most of a cat. A mouse will hold a shrew and a vole. You get it... the circle of life. I have broken the sound barrier, but you must never ask me how. I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the back of the sun.”

— Janitor, Scrubs, Season 7: My Number One Doctor

Tagged: real me, Normal People, crazy, Hobbies, Circle Of Life, Stuffing Animals, Weird

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