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Mr. Lawrence Quotes

Total quotes: 26
“I can't give up. I can do this. I've got Anchor Arms! I'm no wimp! I'm a jerk!”
— SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: MuscleBob BuffPants
Tagged: Give Up, wimp, Jerk, Anchor, arms, muscles
“I was in the future and then I was in the past, and there was nowhere, and at last, I'm home, and... You don't know how happy I am to see you guys!”
— Squidward Tentacles , SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: SB-129
Tagged: Future, Past, Nowhere, Happy, present
“Let's get one thing straight. I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway. And that should be enough for you.”
— Cosmo (voice), The Fairly OddParents, Season 1: Father Time
“Timmy Turner: Cool, I have five o'clock shadow.

Cosmo: And it's only 7 am.”
— Timmy Turner & Cosmo, The Fairly OddParents, Season 2: Action Packed
“[after being turned into a turtle by Wanda's ex-boyfriend]

Cosmo: Revenge. REEVVEENGGE.”
— Cosmo (voice), The Fairly OddParents, Season 2: Nectar of The Odds
“Cosmo: That's wiggity-wiggity-wack!

Wanda: Whattity-whattity-WHAT?”
— Cosmo (voice) & Wanda (voice), The Fairly OddParents, Season 2: Shiny Teeth
“Filburt: Uh, guys?

Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: You're nauseous.

Filburt: Right.

[vomits off-screen]”
— Filburt Turtle (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 4: With Friends Like These / Sailing the Seven Zzz's
“Wanda: Finally! A romance novel to shake the ages.

[she starts typing]

Wanda: "It was dawn. I was in my towel when the ninjas attacked..."”
— Wanda (voice), The Fairly OddParents, Season 1: Chin Up
“Timmy Turner: A dead end! I'm doomed.

Cosmo: Well, you've lived a good life.

Timmy Turner: I'm only ten!

Cosmo: I said good not long.”
— Timmy Turner & Cosmo, The Fairly OddParents, Season 1: Dream Goat
“If your parents saw a real stupid person, they would realize how much of a genius you are.”
— Paul Tibbitt, Mr. Lawrence, Walt Dohrn, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Dumped
Tagged: Stupid, Genius, Irony, Backhanded Compliments, Parents
“[Filburt runs into Dr. Hutchison working at a pharmacy]

Filburt Turtle: Hey, I thought you were a surgeon.

Dr. Paula Hutchison: I was, but I just couldn't cut it.”
— Filburt Turtle (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: Hut Sut Raw / Kiss Me, I'm Foreign
“First I need to find a friend! (holds up as stick) Stick buddy...! Nah. (stands next to a pile of rocks) Rock buddy...! No. (stands next to a sink) Sink buddy! Almost.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Something Smells
Tagged: Anthropomorphism, Friends, Inanimate Objects
“The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property of the Krusty Krab and may only be discussed in part or in whole with its creator Mr. Krabs. Duplication of this formula is punishable by law. Restrictions apply, results may vary.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Bossy Boots
Tagged: Krabby Patty, Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs, The World of Fast Food in Spongebob Squarepants
“I'll never forget your 100% all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Tea at the Treedome
Tagged: Burgers, Parody, Pickles, Lettuce, Tomato
“Hall Monitor SpongeBob reporting for duty, ma'am! I'm ready to assume my position in the hall! I will protect all that are weak in the hall! All rules to be enforced in the hall!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Plankton!
Tagged: Hall Monitor
“Opposite Day! Next time it's gonna be 'Go-Jump-off-a-Cliff Day'”
— Squidward Tentacles , SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Opposite Day
Tagged: Opposite, jump off a cliff
“This working out thing isn't working out.”
— SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: MuscleBob BuffPants
Tagged: Working Out, not working
“If I don't make it out of here... tell my dad... he's weird.”
— Timmy Turner, The Fairly OddParents, Season 2: Timvisible
“SpongeBoy, me Bob!”
— Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Squeaky Boots
Tagged: Boy, accident, Misspoke
“Would you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?”
— Squidward Tentacles , SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: I Was a Teenage Gary
Tagged: undergarments, front lawn, Stop
“Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Survival of the Idiots
Tagged: Gross, Clarinet, Toilet
“Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.”
— Karen, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Plankton!
Tagged: Components, Structure, Make Up, percentage
“This guy’s not half-bad-looking for a maniac.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Plankton!
Tagged: Maniac, Self-awareness
“The customers may be hot, but my grill is hotter.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Squid's Day Off
Tagged: Hot, That's Hot, Humblebragging
“Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do, but the world does not revolve around you.
Don't be a jerk. Be nice to babies and animals. Old folks, too. 'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you! Use turn signals. Don't screen my calls. Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe. Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas! It's Christmas! When others are talking, never interrupt. Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up.
'Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 8: Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom
Tagged: Christmas Season, Christmas, Christmas Songs, Jolly, Jerky
“Rocko: I know the secret for getting rid of stage fright!

Filburt Shellbach: You do? Tell me, tell me!

Rocko: Just picture the audience... naked!

[Rocko pushes Filburt on stage, but Filburt freezes up and goes back]

Filburt Shellbach: I can't do it. It's way too disgusting.

[Rocko pokes his head out of the curtain]

Rocko: Yuck! Open mic night is a very dangerous night.”
— Filburt Turtle (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: The Lounge Singer / She's the Toad
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