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Michael Patrick O'Brien Quotes

Total quotes: 18
“Uh, college is going to be pretty sick. Eating ramen and snatching V-cards.”
— Heather, A.P. Bio, Season 2: J'Accuse
Tagged: College, Ramen, Sex
“I'm a grown up ass man and I don't get embarrassed when I like someone.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: J'Accuse
Tagged: Grown Man, Crush, romance
“It's like I've been on an escalator, you know? And if I'm not careful I'm gonna get my shoelaces caught in that escalator. It's gonna pull me in and it's gonna grind me into a pulp.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Kinda Sorta
Tagged: Escalator , Stuck, Pulp, Metaphor Examples
“We fight a lot, but, at the end of the day, it's okay 'cause we really do hate each other.”
— Mary Wagner, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Wednesday Morning, 8AM
Tagged: Fight, End of the Day, Hate
“I'm going to stay here and sing every once in a while. It'll be like vocal bread crumbs.”
— Anthony Lewis, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Dr. Whoopsie
Tagged: Vocal, Bread Crumbs, help, sing
“There's a lot of half-eaten salads in here. I'm just gonna take a Cobb. My parents paid for it with their tax dollars.”
— Victor Kozlowski, A.P. Bio, Season 2: J'Accuse
Tagged: Salads, Waste, Cobb, Tax Dollars
“Do colleges have communal showers? I'm scared guys will make fun of my flat butt.”
— Victor Kozlowski, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Kinda Sorta
Tagged: College, Questions, Flat Butt, teasing
“And of course the swastikas that were on the latest newsletter were supposed to have been octopuses. I am a very bad artist, and I apologize to any student I may have offended.”
— Principal Durbin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Dr. Whoopsie
Tagged: accident, Artist, mistake, newsletter
“I'll go do a little harmless flirting. But there will be no tequila and no banging.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Kinda Sorta
Tagged: Flirting, Drinks, Hookup, banging
“I like you and I'm glad I met you, and I don't know. I don't know, you just make me happy to be in Toledo.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Kinda Sorta
Tagged: Crush, romance, Happy, Love
“Sit down and start to shut up.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: J'Accuse
Tagged: sit down, Quiet, Command, Sassy
“Hey, I realized that this friendship is, it's fools gold.”
— Principal Durbin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Ride the Ram
Tagged: Friendship, Metaphor, Fools Gold
“His soulmate is on a date with a strong, handsome milk celebrity.”
— Victor Kozlowski, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Kinda Sorta
Tagged: Date, Strong, Handsome, soulmate
“Dead people don't shop.”
— Mary Wagner, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Wednesday Morning, 8AM
Tagged: dead, Shopping, Purchased
“I'm gonna go get a picture of them for my vision board.”
— Principal Durbin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Kinda Sorta
Tagged: photo, Vision Board, Goals
“Cricket nipples.”
— Helen Henry DeMarcus, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Wednesday Morning, 8AM
Tagged: Cricket, Random, Weird
“I think I smashed my butt.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Dr. Whoopsie
Tagged: accident, Smashed , hurt, fell
“You messy son of a gun!”
— Helen Henry DeMarcus, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Dr. Whoopsie
Tagged: Messy, upset, Son of a gun
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