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Megan Amram Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Eleanor: Listen, man, I'm dead, you're dead, we all died, and now we're killing her. Pay it forward.

Chidi: Uh, no, that's not what that means at all.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: The Eternal Shriek
Tagged: Death, dead, Murder, joke
“I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.”
— Jason Mendoza, The Good Place, Season 2: Dance Dance Resolution
Tagged: Age, Old, Die, young, joke, Relatable
“Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.”
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 6: Anniversaries
Tagged: Frozen Yogurt, Celery, zero stars
“Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: The Eternal Shriek
Tagged: lying, Identity, Bad People, Bad
“Ann: Do you exercise?

Ron: Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.”
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 5: Animal Control
Tagged: Alcohol, Lovemaking, woodworking, yoga, Alcoholism
“Oh, spare me the sanctimonious lecture. You never cared about me. In the words of one of my actual friends: Ya basic. It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.”
— Michael, The Good Place, Season 2: The Burrito
Tagged: Basic, Insult, devastating, joke, Sassy
“I've only ever said 'I love you' to two men my entire life, Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: Dance Dance Resolution
Tagged: Stone Cold Steve Austin, Celebrities, Pop Culture, joke, Love
“We can do this, but we must remain emotionless. I'm talking 'Kristen Stewart on a red carpet' level of emotionless here, all right?”
— Michael, The Good Place, Season 1: Mindy St. Claire
Tagged: Red Carpet, Emotionless
“I've never been more stressed out in my entire life.”
— Chidi Anagonye, The Good Place, Season 1: The Eternal Shriek
Tagged: Stressed, Overwhelmed
“Jason: You're saying a lot of words right now, and I only know some of them, like 'rat' and 'Jason,' but I know a little wisdom I can give you.

Michael: I know everything that happened in your life, and it was all stupid, so I highly doubt that.”
— Jason Mendoza, The Good Place, Season 2: Dance Dance Resolution
Tagged: joke, Stupid, Sassy, Wisdom, Ignorance
“Michael: Hi there, since there's no Janet here to serve you, I brought you two a little treat.

Chidi: Ah, kind of like a last meal?

Michael: Not like a last meal, just, uh, the final food you might ever eat.

Tahani: I'm gonna miss these little perks when I'm down in the Bad Place, being forced to wear a knock-off handbag and drink tap water.

Chidi: That's what you think hell is?”
— Tahani Al-Jamil, The Good Place, Season 1: Mindy St. Claire
Tagged: Hell, joke, Fashion, punishment
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