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I have a step ladder...
I never knew my real ladder..

— MattieWasTaken, I have a step ladder...

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So, you're in the nuclear biz? I once dated a guy named Adam, but then we split!

— Morgan Cavanaugh (Elisa Donovan), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: Spellmanian Slip

joke Science Science Joke Nuclear Pun

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Wait a minute. How are you gonna quit magic? Go to Witch Watchers?

— Harvey Kinkle, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: Witch Way Out

Pun joke witch Magic Weight Watchers

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Kate Callahan: So let me get this straight: we're saying that there is a serial killer inside the cult?

David Rossi: Talk about a needle in a needle stack!

— Breen Frazier, Criminal Minds, Season 10: The Forever People

serial killer Cult Pun

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In the year 2020 we're going to have a lot of bad puns about vision.
I can't wait to see them all.

— Lastboss42, #2020

Pun Vision Bad Pun

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If you leave a grape out in the sun, it'll shrivel and dry up...
Just raisin awareness.

— mikebmxer, If you leave a grape out in the sun, it'll shrivel and dry up...

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I trust you had a pleasant 'fright'!

— Blofeld, For Your Eyes Only

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'Mota' spelled backwards is 'atom'...and that's where he hit it, right at 'im'!

— Harry Caray, Harry Caray - Wikipedia

Manny Mota Spelled Backwards Atom Pun

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"I gotta have a swamp too. Gotta have a swamp. Either a
Swamp, our a marsh full of marshmallows. MARSHmallows"

— Dane Cook, Dane Cook – Dream house

marshmallows humor comedy Pun Language english swamp Location food Soft squishy

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The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

— Unknown, 50 Terrible, Quick Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand

Pun Dyslexia devil santa satan

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My doctor said he could give me some aids for my erectile dysfunction.
I told him that didn't sound like a good trade.

— lostandalong, My doctor said he could give me some aids for my erectile dysfunction.

AIDS Pun doctor

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I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.

— Unknown, 30 Sinfully Hilarious Religious Jokes And Puns

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Zelda: So, I hear things are heating up between you and Derek.

Sabrina: Well, let's just say we could melt a glacier.

— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Some of My Best Friends are Half-Mortals

Dating Relationships joke Pun Climate Change

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Knock! Knock! Anybody homo?

— Bill Wrubel, Will & Grace, Season 4: Grace In The Hole

Pun homo No Homo

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Ringo: Hey, I wonder what'll happen if I pull this lever.

Old Fred: Oh, you mustn't do that now.

Ringo: Can't help it. I'm a born 'Liver-pooler.'

— Himself, Yellow Submarine

lever Pun Liverpool

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The internet is a great way to get on the net.

— Bob Dole, Karl Moore's Visual Basic .NET: The Tutorials

Internet net Online computer Connection world wide wed WWW joke humor Pun

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What kind of gun DOESN'T kill things?
A vegun.

— zippitybippitybunch, What kind of gun DOESN'T kill things?

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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.

— The_pinto_mobile, When does a joke become a dad joke?

Dad joke parent Pun

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What did one penny say to the other?
"Money puns are priceless"

— False1512, What did one penny say to the other?

Penny Money Pun

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You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth.

— Derek Thompson / Tooth Fairy (Dwayne Johnson), Tooth Fairy

Truth Tooth Pun Pledge of Allegiance

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