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Matthew Carnahan Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Consulting is like dissing a really pretty girl so that she'll want you more.”
— Marty Kaan, House of Lies, Season 1: Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments
Tagged: Consulting, dissing, Flirting, Simile Examples
“You aren't really getting off on this right now are you? I mean that's too twisted even for you.”
— Marty Kaan, House of Lies, Season 1: Ouroboros
Tagged: Twisted, mean, getting off, Enjoyment
“You know, it's like my econ professor at Harvard used to say to me: never examine the motives of the guys writing your checks.”
— Doug Guggenheim, House of Lies, Season 1: Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments
Tagged: Economy, Professor, Harvard, Motives, Money, checks, Advice
“Douglas, did someone sprinkle a little extra pussy in your cereal this morning?”
— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 2: Til Death Do Us Part
Tagged: Sassy, Vagina, Called Out, cereal
“The only thing that we need to figure out is what makes them think they can't live without us for the next three years while we infect the host and bleed them dry.”
— Marty Kaan, House of Lies, Season 1: Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments
Tagged: Life, Host, Live without us, bleed them dry
“Imminent demise! Imminent demise!”
— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 1: The Mayan Apocalypse
Tagged: Imminent demise, Failure, Celebration, Owning it
“They're masters of the fucking universe.”
— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 1: Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments
Tagged: Masters, Universe, Rulers, In Charge
“Fork yeah!”
— Doug Guggenheim, House of Lies, Season 1: The Mayan Apocalypse
Tagged: Punny, play on words, Excited, Happy
“You never ever trust anyone until you know their angle.”
— Marty Kaan, House of Lies, Season 1: Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments
Tagged: Trust, Advice, angle, Knowledge
“Nothing is ever easy.”
— Tamara, House of Lies, Season 2: Man-date
Tagged: Challenging, Nothing is Easy, Obstacles
“We don't stick the landing on this one, our pod can be eliminated.”
— Marty Kaan, House of Lies, Season 1: Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments
Tagged: stick the landing, Client, pod, eliminated, high stakes
“Jeannie Van Der Hooven: How do you do it? You know, balancing marriage and career and kids.

Tamara: Well, you do one thing for a while until the other thing suffers and then you swing back and pay attention to the other. It's the most imperfect system and unfair but honestly I haven't seen anything else work better”
— Tamara, House of Lies, Season 2: Man-date
Tagged: Balance, Marriage, Children, imperfect system, Attention
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