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Birthday: | May 26, 1971 |
Birthplace: | Houston, Texas, United States |
Educated At: | University Of Colorado Boulder |
Political Parties: | Republican Party |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Journalist, Television Director |
Religion: | Atheism |
Total quotes: 112
Matt Stone
BirthnameBirthday: May 26, 1971
Birthplace: Houston, Texas, United States
Educated At: University Of Colorado Boulder
Political Parties: Republican Party
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Journalist, Television Director
Religion: Atheism
Total quotes: 112
“Stan: If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom I'd be a big fat ass, too!
Cartman: That's right! [realizes he's been insulted] AY!”
Cartman: That's right! [realizes he's been insulted] AY!”
Tagged:
insults, Fat-Shaming
“Cartman: Mr. Garrison, why do poor people smell like sour milk?
Mr. Garrison: I don't know, Eric, they just do.
[Kyle sniffs Kenny in disgust]”
Mr. Garrison: I don't know, Eric, they just do.
[Kyle sniffs Kenny in disgust]”
Tagged:
Poor People, Smells
“Oh, really? Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation? Oh, yeah, now I remember! I shoved it up my ass! Yeah, I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and, whoop! Shoved it up my ass, forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip old chap.”
Tagged:
invitations, rectal insertion
“Radio Announcer: How do you feel about the KOZY-FM Halloween Haunt, little boy?
Stan: This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park. And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen, until I saw the KOZY-FM Halloween Haunt.”
Stan: This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park. And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen, until I saw the KOZY-FM Halloween Haunt.”
Tagged:
That's Gay, Halloween
“We're all a little gay.”
Tagged:
gay, everyone is gay
“Butters: Oh well, when I get a chipotle blue-cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget all about my dad being queer and my mom is trying to kill me. I'm going to be okay.
Stan: Really?
Butters: No, I'm lying.”
Stan: Really?
Butters: No, I'm lying.”
Tagged:
Queer, bennigan's
“[Coroner #2 puts Worcestershire sauce on a hot dog]
Coroner #1: Marty, do you have to put that stuff on everything?
Coroner #2: I don't know, it just—it just makes everything taste so English.”
Coroner #1: Marty, do you have to put that stuff on everything?
Coroner #2: I don't know, it just—it just makes everything taste so English.”
Tagged:
worcester sauce, english
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