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Marshall Herskovitz Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“Jamie Randall: [about selling Viagra] Bruce? Bruce? I want that account!

Bruce Winston: Why would I give it to you?

Jamie Randall: Who can sell dick drug better than me?”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Viagra, dick drugs
“I want us. This. You.”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Desire, Want, Love, Need
“You are not a good person because you pity-fucked a sick girl.”
— Maggie Murdock, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Pity Fuck
“Sometimes the thing you most want doesn't happen.”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Disappointment
“It's not a disease, it's a Russian novel.”
— California Man, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: parkinson's disease, Russian Novel
“What do you say we blow this joint and then each other?”
— Josh Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: blowjob, 69
“So. I am not going to teach you to be writers. You already are writers. If you weren't, you wouldn't be sitting here, believe me. But you all do need to get past where you are. Past the need to stand between the work and the reader so that he'll know how clever you are. Because good writing, is writing that appears not to have been constructed but to have ripened. Like a banana. The key to this, of course, is honesty. There are no rules in fiction, except honesty. If you learn that, you will have spent your money well.”
— Ivy Dunbar, thirtysomething, Season 2: Michael Writes a Story
Tagged: Writers, Writing, Honesty, fiction
“I used to worry a lot about who I'd be when I grew up. You know, like how much money I'd make or, umm, like some day I'd become some big deal. Sometimes, the thing you want most doesn't happen. And sometimes, the thing you never expect does. Like giving up my job in Chicago and everything and deciding to stay and apply to med school. I don't know. You meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed... forever.”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Chicago, Life Changes, The One, forever person
“Jamie Randall: Hey, Lisa.

Bruce Winston: Her name's not Lisa.

Jamie Randall: I know. I know. But, if every time I say 'Hey, Lisa', then eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like, you know, 'My name's not Lisa it's... Jennifer'... whatever, and I'll do a big apology and I'll say, 'I thought you were the Lisa who was mad at me for not calling'. And, from then on Jennifer, or whatever her name is, will think that I dated a girl who looked just like her... who I rejected. She'll develop this unconscious need to win my approval and from then on, it's cake.

Bruce Winston: Damn!”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: manipulation, Game Theory
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