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Communicate. We know how to jack it, not what specifically works for you. And guess what. We want to know.

— Mariodroepie, Men of Reddit, what is your sex tip for women?

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Being one of the first people on the moon has it's perks. Being the only one to be forgotten doesn't.

— daPWNDAZ, /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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All their farts come out once they are sleeping.

Pooot. Yep she's poot poot asleep. Poot.

— midsize_sasquatch, Guys of Reddit, what are some wierd things almost every girl does but they don't realize? • /r/AskReddit

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Women don't seem to be aware of back splash. It has happened more than a few times where I go to a females house and lift the seat to pee and the underside of the seat looks like a Jackson Pollack. I guess it's because they never lift the seat and just don't notice.

— savethought, Guys of Reddit, what are some wierd things almost every girl does but they don't realize? • /r/AskReddit

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I had a high school classmate change her profile picture to a shot of her during her water birth. My proudest moment was when STFU Parents used that photo in a blog post.

— princessawesomepants, What is the worst case of over sharing you've seen on social media? • /r/AskWomen

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A friend who had been having some issues that affected her menses made several posts where she posted pictures of her soiled sanitary napkins.

— PharmacyThumbprint, What is the worst case of over sharing you've seen on social media? • /r/AskWomen

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Initiate once in a while. Makes us feel like we're wanted.

— Top_Wop, Men of Reddit, what is your sex tip for women?

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'That's not a very flattering outfit' — my dad judging the important presidential qualities of Hillary Clinton 30 seconds into the first debate.

— delillie, What do you consider to be the most casual/subversive sexist thing you've experienced? • /r/AskWomen

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I used to have a long driving commute to school...I was once given this advice from a mechanic.

'If your car breaks down just pull over, pop the hood and stare into the car. Eventually a man will pull over and help you with whatever is wrong'.

— oatmealsun, What do you consider to be the most casual/subversive sexist thing you've experienced? • /r/AskWomen

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I worked something out on the computer at my retail job to save this man an extra dollar or two.

He smiled and said 'So I guess they didn't hire you just because you were pretty.'
I knew he meant "pretty AND smart" but it really didn't come out that way.

— dearmissally, What do you consider to be the most casual/subversive sexist thing you've experienced? • /r/AskWomen

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The most casual one is probably giving pet names to girls you don't even know. I don't like being called honey or pearl by random strangers.

— Mrs_Seagull, What do you consider to be the most casual/subversive sexist thing you've experienced? • /r/AskWomen

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I wish I didn't survive the Great Famine of 2083, to go on living with such constant hunger and to go on and starve until your morals no longer matter. To know what your own children taste like.

— WAWDoing, /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The boy lay in bed, a familiar dull pain in his legs, just below the kneecaps. After the accident, he hadn't thought it possible to retain the sensation of your legs being separated from your body.

— daPWNDAZ, /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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She soothingly hushed my cries as she hugged me. Then, with a loud crack, she absorbed my broken body into hers.

— Markojpp, /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I didn't realize my skydiving instructor was out to get me. Accidents don't begin with 'bye'

— SirCorley, /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Do NOT buy the acne face masks. Every time I apply them, the larvae just eat it.

— Feral_Fox, /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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'So what was the murder weapon?' the detective asked the medical examiner. "I'm not sure,' he replied, 'all these scratches...they're, they originated from inside him.'

— WAWDoing, /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The floor beneath me creaked and I could see his eyes glance in my direction. But he'd been sitting in front of the computer for so long, he wouldn't see me crouched in the darkness.

— Argonautica, /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Nearing the end of my life, I saw a faraway light and felt a faint warmth. As the light drew closer, the warmth became a burning heat, and I realized I wasn't destined for Heaven after all.

— ShutainzuGeito, /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I.T. teacher took his computer in for clean up. Shit ton of kiddy porn was found on it. Boy that was some fall out.

— djdrcoolfresh, Reddit, what was the biggest sexual scandal at your school?

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I got fired from the orange juice factory because I couldn't concentrate.

— Unknown, What's the cleanest, least offensive, funniest joke you know? • /r/AskReddit

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Be vocal about any kinks you have. If the guy likes you, he'll likely be into your kinks. And if you like him, help him figure out how you like it. It'll bring you closer sexually and emotionally.

— tracydick, Men of Reddit, what is your sex tip for women?

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A Facebook friend frequently shares about her son's medical issues. The kid is 10 and his issues include chronic incontinence.

— mareenah, What is the worst case of over sharing you've seen on social media? • /r/AskWomen

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A girl I graduated high school with posted a photo on Instagram and Facebook of her daughters crib (5 months old) after she shit all over it during the night with the caption 'What mommy's get to wake up and deal with in the morning!'

— mmeeoww, What is the worst case of over sharing you've seen on social media? • /r/AskWomen

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They all think I'm fiscally responsible and am rolling in savings. I've spent all my money and now have almost no savings. I'm moving in a few months and I'm terrified that something is going to come up and I won't be able to afford it and will have to admit to them that I have no money left.

— Bake0rDie, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?

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