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Leila Strachan Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“It's like if Picasso quit making music and just started fucking little dudes every day.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 1: To Friend a Predator
Tagged: Picasso, Music, Sex, Simile Examples
“I know I'm always talking about getting out of this town, but if I don't get out of here, I think City Councilman is something I could do.”
— Anders Holmvik, Workaholics, Season 1: Checkpoint Gnarly
Tagged: Town, out of here, city council, Office
“Does that woman really think i'm my own twin brother? of course she does. she's hooked up with both of us.”
— Danford, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 4: Kimmy Disrupts the Paradigm!
Tagged: Twin Brother, doppelganger
“Jacqueline White: Titus, I'm going to give it to you straight.

Titus Andromedon: Gross!”
— Titus Andromedon, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 4: Kimmy Disrupts the Paradigm!
Tagged: straight, Gross, heterophobia
“Oh, it's like Willy Wonka, but with poo in the water instead of chocolate.”
— Blake Henderson, Workaholics, Season 2: Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates
Tagged: Eww, Gross, Poo
“Wish me lick! You heard me.”
— Lillian Kaushtupper, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 4: Kimmy Disrupts the Paradigm!
Tagged: cunnilingus
“J.D.: A baby-moon is a vacation that couples take just before your baby comes out of your special area. And the resort I found is amazing; they have horseback riding, and jet-skiing...

Elliot: Oh, do they also have any punching each other in the stomach contests? Because that's another thing I can't do.”
— John 'J.D.' Dorian, Scrubs, Season 9: Our Stuff Gets Real
Tagged: Baby, Babymoon, Horseback Riding, Pregnancy, Marriage, Sassy
“Titus Andromedon: Kimbecile, what do I always say?

Kimmy Schmidt: Don't touch my dolls, they're strictly look-upons.

Titus Andromedon: Not that.

Kimmy Schmidt: Only Aladdin can pull off harem pants?

Titus Andromedon: Nor that.

Kimmy Schmidt: John Cusack got fat but I still would?

Titus Andromedon: No, get the digits! The digits! Oh, look at us, both having man problems.

Kimmy Schmidt: Is that why you've been shouting so much in the bathroom?

Titus Andromedon: No, that's because of cheese.”
— Titus Andromedon, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 2: Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
Tagged: Man Problems, John Cusack, Digits, Aladdin, Harem Pants
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