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Laurence Marks Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“Hawkeye: Great little war we have here.

Radar: I could do without it.”
— Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H, Season 2: Radar’s Report
Tagged: War, Pacifism
“Frank: I didn't come here to be liked.

Radar: You certainly came to the right place.”
— Corporal Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly, M*A*S*H, Season 1: Henry Please Come Home
Tagged: Disliked
“Trapper: You have a lot of trouble with women, don't you?

Hawkeye: Every chance that I can!”
— Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H, Season 2: Deal Me Out
Tagged: trouble, Women, Double Entendre
“Henry: You were ordered to stand down!

Hawkeye: I did, but I fell up again.”
— Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H, Season 2: Radar’s Report
Tagged: Drunk, stand down
“Hawkeye: Let's make a pact about drinking.

Trapper: All right.

Hawkeye: Let's never stop.”
— Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H, Season 3: Check-Up
Tagged: Drinking, Alcoholism
“I'm not sleeping, I'm inspecting the inside of my eyelids.”
— Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H, Season 3: Officer of the Day
Tagged: not sleeping, excuses, Alibis
“I just don’t know why they’re shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.”
— Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H, Season 3: O.R.
Tagged: Freedom, Achievement, Flatulence, tension, American Dream
“I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!”
— Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H, Season 3: Officer of the Day
Tagged: Guns, harakiri, Pentagon, cary grant, old virginia
“Three hours ago, this man was in a battle. Two hours ago, we operated on him. He's got a fifty-fifty chance. We win some, we lose some. That's what it's all about. No promises. No guaranteed survival. No 'saints in surgical garb'. Our willingness, our experience, our technique are not enough. Guns and bombs and anti-personnel mines have more power to take life than we have to preserve it. Not a very happy ending to a movie. But then again, no war is a movie.”
— Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H, Season 1: Yankee Doodle Doctor
Tagged: Surgery, War, Battle, Guns, bombs, Movie
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