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Larry David Quotes
AKA: | Larry David |
Birthday: | July 2, 1947 |
Educated At: | William Esper Studio |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Television Director, Voice Actor, Comedian |
Spouse: | Laurie David |
Total quotes: 343
Larry David
Fictional CharacterAKA: Larry David
Birthday: July 2, 1947
Educated At: William Esper Studio
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Television Director, Voice Actor, Comedian
Spouse: Laurie David
Total quotes: 343
“Does anyone ever display the slightest sensitivity over the problems of a fellow individual? No. No. A resounding no!”
Tagged:
Sensitivity
“Kramer, you know you are always welcome in my home but as far as Mr. Johnson is concerned, that's another story.”
Tagged:
Nudity
“It's only for three days. Today's over and we have tomorrow. We leave on Sunday. It's one day, really.”
Tagged:
Vacations, procrastination
“So I'm sitting there with Woody and I say, I turn to him and I go, ‘Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.’”
Tagged:
Woody Allen
“How would you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now and shoved it down your throat?”
Tagged:
Threats
“I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at four-thirty to save a couple of bucks, I'll tell you that.”
“I don't think there's ever been an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.”
“You know, we're living in a society! We're supposed to act in a civilized way.”
Tagged:
Society, civilization
“Poor little Bubble Boy. He's sitting there waiting for you in his bubble, or igloo thing or whatever.”
Tagged:
Illness, Oxygen Tent
“I don't understand you. I really don't. You have nothing better to do at three o’clock in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!”
Tagged:
masturbation, Shock
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