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Kyle McCulloch

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Kyle McCulloch

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Birthday: November 11, 1962

Birthplace: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Screenwriter

Total quotes: 1

“Gary Harrison: [to Stan] Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life, and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls.
[turns around and walks off]

Eric Cartman: Damn, that kid is cool, huh?”

— Gary Harrison, South Park, Season 7: All About Mormons

Tagged: Mormons, joseph smith, suck my balls

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