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Ken Levine Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“I've been down this road so many times I call it 'The Roz Expressway.'”
— Roz Doyle, Frasier, Season 5: Desperately Seeking Closure
Tagged: down this road, expressway, many times
“My God, woman, I'd drive a stake through your heart but I don't think anything could kill you!”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 2: Adventures in Paradise
Tagged: stake, heart, Kill, Death, Evil
“Well, no wonder you're heartbroken; you've just lost the only woman you could even possibly sometime down the line perhaps fall in love with. I'm surprised the country music people haven't jumped all over this one!”
— Niles Crane, Frasier, Season 5: Desperately Seeking Closure
Tagged: Heartbroken, Sassy, Women, possibly, Love, Country Music
“It is possible to move a relationship along too fast, and ultimately marry too hastily. You could find, a few years down the line, that the person isn't really right for you, and then what happens if you meet the right person?”
— Niles Crane, Frasier, Season 2: Adventures in Paradise
Tagged: Relationship, Fast, Marriage, Right Person
“You know, Marge, that Bart is a little miracle – his winning smile, his button nose, his fat little stomach, his face alight with wholesome mischief. He reminds me of me before the weight of the world crushed my spirit.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Saturdays of Thunder
Tagged: Miracle, winning smile, button nose, fat, Mischief, World, Crushed, Spirit
“Homer's Brain: Don't you get it? You've got to use reverse psychology.

Homer: That sounds too complicated.

Homer's Brain: OK, don't use reverse psychology.

Homer: All right, I will!”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Saturdays of Thunder
Tagged: reverse psychology, Complicated, Example
“Sam: She's a terrific person. She's smart, she's funny, she's horny. I mean, she's just the kinda chick you wanna stick up on a pedestal.

Frasier: You know, Sam, it's always amazed me how you can elevate and demean in the same sentence.”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 2: The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Tagged: terrific, Smart, Funny, Horny, Pedestal, elevate, demean
“I have a good mind to baptize you both, in dirty water.”
— Father Mulcahy, M*A*S*H, Season 7: None Like It Hot
Tagged: baptism, dirty water
“Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour.”
— Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H, Season 7: A Night at Rosie's
Tagged: Life, Pursuit of Happiness, happy hour, Drinking
“Martin: When your mother got mad at me, I'd just grab her, bend her backwards and give her a kiss that made her glad she was a woman.

Niles: I can't do that with Maris. She has abnormally rigid vertebrae; she'd snap like a twig.”
— Niles Crane, Frasier, Season 2: Daphne's Room
Tagged: kiss, Mad, Fighting, Woman, snap like a twig, Simile Examples
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