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Ken Keeler Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Valentine's Day is coming? Aw crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!”
— Philip J. Fry , Futurama, Season 2: Put Your Head on My Shoulders
Tagged: valentine's day, Forgot, upset, Girlfriend
“I’m going to build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! You know what - forget the park!”
— Bender , Futurama, Season 1: The Series Has Landed
Tagged: Construction, theme park, Hookers, blackjack
“Doctor Hibbert: Yes, I remember Bart's birth well. You don't forget a thing like... Siamese twins!

Lisa: I believe they prefer to be called 'conjoined twins.'”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 8: Treehouse of Horror VII
Tagged: Birth, conjoined twins, Correction
“You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”
— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama, Season 3: The Honking
Tagged: erotic, boobs, Woman
“I moved the stars themselves to write her a love note in the sky.”
— Philip J. Fry , Futurama, Season 3: Time Keeps On Slippin'
Tagged: Stars, Sky, Love, Note
“Fry, please try to understand. You're a man. I'm a woman. We're just too different.”
— Turanga Leela , Futurama, Season 3: Time Keeps On Slippin'
Tagged: Men, Women, different, Understand
“Now, my usual fee is 500 bucks. But seeing as how it's you, I'm gonna' need it in advance.”
— Bender , Futurama, Season 2: Put Your Head on My Shoulders
Tagged: fee, Money, Sassy, In advance
“Bodies are for hookers and fat people!”
— Bender , Futurama, Season 2: When Aliens Attack
Tagged: Bodies, fat, Hookers, Sassy
“Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 8: Treehouse of Horror VII
Tagged: Blame, voted, politician
“Look. Just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 8: The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer
Tagged: Inner Peace, Threat, Metaphor Examples, angry
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