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Josh Weinstein Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Oh! My ovaries!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 4: Marge Gets a Job
Tagged: faking, Injury, Pain, Ovaries
“Lisa: Bart, we can't let Bob steal the spotlight like this. We're gonna have to sink to the lowest common denominator.

Bart: I can do that.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Sideshow Bob Roberts
Tagged: steal, Spotlight, sink, lowest common denominator
“Mom, Dad, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Bart vs. Australia
Tagged: wild rumors, indicted, Fraud, Australia
“The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor; and it's time to free your mother from his neon claws.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 5: $pringfield
Tagged: Gambling, monster, Enslaved, Personification Examples
“You made her cry. Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed -- she's such a little trooper.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 5: $pringfield
Tagged: cry, Sad, Tears, laughed, trooper
“Homer, your half ass under-parenting was better than your half ass over-parenting.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
Tagged: Half Ass, under parenting, over parenting, better
“What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Bart vs. Australia
Tagged: Sick, country, kick, giant boot
“ Look at this country: U-R-Gay!”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Bart vs. Australia
Tagged: teasing, Names, country
“I’m halfway through it, I swear!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 4: Marge Gets a Job
Tagged: halfway, swear, Testing, Exam
“Lisa: Mom, Dad, this biography of Peter Ueberroth is only 99 cents. And I found the new Al Gore book.

Marge: 'Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow.'

Lisa: Yeah, I hope it's as exciting as his other book, 'Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future.'”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
Tagged: Books, Reading, Sane, sensible, Exciting, rational thinking
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