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John Wells Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“I prefer the hands yanking my Johnson to be soft, petite, and wearing nail polish.”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Requiem for a Slut
Tagged: Handjobs
“So you're saying you fucked up beyond the capacity of the modern human mind to process?”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 1: Frank the Plank
Tagged: When You Mess Up With Your Girlfriend, Fucking Up, In The Dog House
“That all you got? That's it? I'm still here, you fucker! Frank Gallagher! I'm alive! You see me? You see me standing here? You lost, asshole! I'm alive, motherfucker! Me, Frank Gallagher.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Lazarus
Tagged: Against All Odds, Fighting Against the Universe, Winning
“I hate the penis. Ugly fucking skin stick. Always trying to get in where it doesn't belong, hoping to explode like sticky volcano.”
— Svetlana, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Lazarus
Tagged: penis, Against Dicks, Why Dicks Are Gross, Male Erection
“You couldn't count on her, but she never had a bad thing to say about anyone, and she always had a good time. And that's something.”
— Fiona Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Requiem for a Slut
Tagged: What To Say At A Funeral For Someone That Was Not Perfect
“This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Requiem for a Slut
Tagged: Drugs, Crystal Meth, Methamphetamine, America
“You are not gonna hand a pound of meth to a six-year-old.”
— Fiona Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Requiem for a Slut
Tagged: Crystal Meth, Giving Meth To Young People
“All teenagers are sex addicts.”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: Summertime
Tagged: Teenage Wildlife, hormones, Sex
“I feel a bit like, uh, pretty woman.”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Lazarus
Tagged: prostitution, Boy Toy
“Why would I want to come to Canada? So your national health care can make me wait 60 years for a new kidney? The whole country's a bunch of parka-wearing, draft-dodging, chickenshit cowards who didn't have the balls to stay home and fight the Vietcong to preserve our American way of life.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 1: Frank the Plank
Tagged: Canada Sucks, Frank Is Drunk In A Canadian Prison
“I shouldn't have kidnapped your dad.”
— Steve Wilton/Jimmy Lishman, Shameless, Shameless Season 1: Frank the Plank
Tagged: Don't Kidnap People
“We have a moral duty to rip this asshole off.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: Sleepwalking
Tagged: Assholes, Jerks
“I wouldn't be here unless I was desperate.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: Summertime
Tagged: prostitution, Do Anything for Money, Bad Day
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