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John Phillips Quotes

Total quotes: 5

John Phillips

Birthname

AKA: John Phillips, Driss Phillips

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Singer, Songwriter, Guitarist, Composer

Spouse: Michelle Phillips, Geneviève Waïte

Total quotes: 5

“Lenore: I like your pull-out couch.

Dick Kelly: Yeah? Well I got news for you, that’s the only thing that’s gonna be pulling out tonight.”

— Lenore, Dirty Grandpa

Tagged: Pull-Out Couch, rhythm method, Double Entendres

“No. Hey, you know one in three of these girls have herpes. Even if you can’t see it.”

— Jason Kelly, Dirty Grandpa

Tagged: Herpes, Invisible Herpes

“I want you to tear open my bra like it’s a Social Security check. Now fumble around and pretend like you’re trying to find your glasses.”

— Lenore, Dirty Grandpa

Tagged: Come-ons, bra, Social Security Check, Elderly Sex

“Dick Kelly: I haven’t had sex in fifteen years, and I want fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Jason Kelly: I’m gonna throw up.”

— Jason Kelly, Dirty Grandpa

Tagged: Sex, Abstinence, Horny, Vomit

“Dick Kelly: The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with her before he dies.

Jason Kelly: You know, most grandpas just want toffee or socks.”

— Jason Kelly, Dirty Grandpa

Tagged: Unprotected Sex, Hookers, Hot College Girls, Toffee, Socks, gifts

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