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John Lee Hancock Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“[to redneck heckler at football game] Hey...crotchmouth! Yeah, you! Zip it, or I'll come up there and zip if for ya! [to same, after his kid gets sacked] Yo, deliverance. You see number 74? Well, that's my son.”
— Leigh Anne Tuohy, The Blind Side
Tagged: classism, Anti-White, Redneck, Heckling
“Michael Oher: Mr. Touhy sleeps on the couch?

Leigh Anne Touhy: Only when he's bad.”
— Michael "Big Mike" Oher, The Blind Side
Tagged: Misandry
“Leigh Anne Touhy: I'd like to become a legal guardian.

CPS Welfare Worker: God help that child!”
— Leigh Anne Tuohy, The Blind Side
Tagged: legal guardian, bad mother
“Michael Oher: It's nice, I never had one before.

Leigh Anne Touhy: What, a room to yourself?

Michael Oher: A bed.”
— Michael "Big Mike" Oher, The Blind Side
Tagged: Bed, bedroom, Poverty
“Leigh Anne Touhy: Michael, I want you to have a good time but if you get a girl pregnant out of wedlock, I will crawl into the car, drive up to Oxford and cut off your penis.

S.J. Tuohy: She means it.”
— Leigh Anne Tuohy, The Blind Side
Tagged: Teen Pregnancy, Misandry, Castration
“Who'd thought we'd have a black son before we knew a Democrat?”
— Sean Tuohy, The Blind Side
Tagged: black son, Democrat
“Who died and made him Bear Bryant?”
— Leigh Anne Tuohy, The Blind Side
Tagged: bear bryant, Pope
“I said you could thank me later. It's later, Bert.”
— Leigh Anne Tuohy, The Blind Side
Tagged: Gratitude, Reminders
“Coach Cotton: Was he holding?

Official: No.

Coach Cotton: Was he blocking after the whistle?

Official: No.

Coach Cotton: Then what was the flag for?

Official: I don't know. Excessive blocking.”
— Coach Burt Cotton, The Blind Side
Tagged: Holding, excessive blocking, penalty flag
“You like Tennessee? That's a good school. Not at the academic level of Ole Miss but they have an outstanding science department. You know what they're famous for? They work with the FBI, to study the effects of soil on decomposing body parts. When they find a body, the police wanna know how long it's been dead. So the fine folks at Tennessee help them out. Oh, they have lots of body parts. Arms and legs and hands, from hospitals and medical schools. And do you know where they store 'em? Right underneath the football field. So while it's fine and dandy to have 100,000 fans cheering for you, the bodies you should be worried about are the ones right under the turf. Set to poke up through the ground and grab you... Well, it's your decision where you wanna play ball. Don't let me influence you.”
— Miss Sue, The Blind Side
Tagged: tennessee, ole miss, recruiters
“Sean Tuohy: You really expect Michael to lay down on a couch and talk about his childhood like he's Woody Allen or something? I mean, Michael's gift is his ability to forget. He's mad at no one and he really doesn't care happened in the past.

Leigh Anne Touhy: You're right.

Sean Tuohy: Excuse me? 'You're right'? How'd those words taste coming out of your mouth?

Leigh Anne Touhy: Like vinegar.”
— Leigh Anne Tuohy, The Blind Side
Tagged: Woody Allen, Anger, vinegar
“Courage is a hard thing to figure. You can have courage based on a dumb idea or mistake, but you're not supposed to question adults, or your coach or your teacher, because they make the rules. Maybe they know best, but maybe they don't. It all depends on who you are, where you come from. Didn't at least one of the six hundred guys think about giving up, and joining with the other side? I mean, valley of death that's pretty salty stuff. That's why courage it's tricky. Should you always do what others tell you to do? Sometimes you might not even know why you're doing something. I mean any fool can have courage. But honor, that's the real reason for you either do something or you don't. It's who you are and maybe who you want to be. If you die trying for something important, then you have both honor and courage, and that's pretty good. I think that's what the writer was saying, that you should hope for courage and try for honor. And maybe even pray that the people telling you what to do have some, too.”
— Michael "Big Mike" Oher, The Blind Side
Tagged: Courage, Honor, Death, Valor
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