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Joel Cohen Quotes

Total quotes: 25
“I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid, little, insignificant toy.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: space ranger, insignificant
“One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: darjeeling, Marie Antoinette
“Buzz Lightyear: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?

All Aliens: [pointing up] The clawwwwwwwww!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Emergency, claw
“Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace.

Rex: [shaking Buzz Lightyear's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: i come in peace, Dinosaur
“Woody: [screams] This is the part where we blow up!

Buzz Lightyear: Not today!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: blow up
“Buzz Lightyear: [in Sid's backpack, approaching his home] Sheriff, I can see your indwelling from here. You're almost home.

Alien: Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Nirvana, mystic portal
“Woody: [trying to get Buzz Lightyear into Molly's stroller] It's a special spaceship, I just saw it.

Buzz Lightyear: You mean it has hyperdrive?”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: stroller, spaceship, hyperdrive
“Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic!

Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Panic
“Buzz Lightyear: [Referring to Andy's other toys] Do you know these life forms?

Woody: Yes, they're Andy's toys.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: life forms, Toys
“ [Woody and Buzz Lightyear pass over the Moving Van]

Woody: Uh, Buzz Lightyear, we missed the truck!

Buzz Lightyear: We're not aiming for the truck!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: missed, not aiming, mishaps
“Buzz Lightyear: I can't help. I can't help anyone.

Woody: Why sure you can Buzz Lightyear. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's House.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Helping, Cooperation
“Buzz Lightyear: I've set my laser from stun to kill.

Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: laser, Kill, death by blinking
“I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: bragging, Flying
“Buzz Lightyear: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

Woody: Oh, well, that's good.

Buzz Lightyear: But we're not on my planet. Are we?

Woody: No. [they start fighting]”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Revenge, Fighting
“Buzz Lightyear: [sees Woody's ‘Sheriff’ star badge] Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.

Woody: Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Law Enforcement, crash landing
“You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Sad, strange, insults
“Alien #1: A stranger.

Alien #2: From the outside.

Aliens: Oooooooooooooooh.

Buzz Lightyear: Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.

[all the Alien Toys gather around him]”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Stranger, i come in peace
“To infinity and beyond!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Infinity, Beyond
“Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: galaxy, Annihilation, star command
“Woody: Buzz Lightyear? Buzz Lightyear? You're not worried, are you?

Buzz Lightyear: Me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you?

[camera pans out]

Woody: Now Buzz Lightyear, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: worried
“This isn't flying. This is falling with style!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Flying, falling
“Years of Academy training wasted.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Training, academy, wasted
“Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.

Buzz Lightyear: Toy?

Woody: T-O-Y, Toy!

Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is ‘Space Ranger’.

Woody: The word I'm searching for—I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: space ranger, Toy
“Hamm: So, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?

Buzz Lightyear: Well, no. I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four. As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the Galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leverage buyout.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: singapore, Hong Kong, Mattel, Playskool
“Woody: [thinks Buzz Lightyear has gone crazy] I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you out of here Buzz Lightyear...

Buzz Lightyear: Don't you get it? [points to a doll's hat on his head] You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt! [laughs hysterically]

Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz Lightyear!

[opens Buzz Lightyear's visor, slaps Buzz Lightyear across the face with his detached arm, then closes the visor]

Buzz Lightyear: [calmly] I-I-I... you're right. I'm sorry, I am just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: depressed, tea
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