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Jhonen Vasquez Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Gir: [five minutes after eating it, crying] I miss my cupcake.”
— GIR, Invader Zim, Season 1: Parent-Teacher Night
“Crowd Choir: [singing] Bow down... bow down... before the power of Santa! Or be crushed... be crushed... by his jolly boots of doom!”
— Crowd Choir (voice), Invader Zim, Season 2: The Most Horrible X-mas Ever
“I was born with webbed fish toes... like some kind of horrible fish boy. Wanna see?”
— Dirge (voice), Invader Zim, Season 1: Bestest Friend
“[ZIM's imagination]

Reporter: Congratulations on discovering the grotesque space monster! Tell us, how did you know he was an alien?

Scientist: Well, we noticed he had no friends.”
— Reporter (voice) & Scientist (voice), Invader Zim, Season 1: Bestest Friend
“GIR: [Disguised as Government Man] I am Government Man, come from the government. The government has sent me.”
— GIR, Invader Zim, Season 1: Attack of the Saucer Morons
“The Dib, he's missing! They've taken him and drained him of his sweet, sweet blood candies!”
— Zim, Invader Zim, Season 1: Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom
“Dib: [gasping] Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!

Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down.”
— Dib (voice) & Ms. Bitters (voice), Invader Zim, Season 1: Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom
“ GIR, your waffles have sickened me! Fetch the bucket!”
— Zim, Invader Zim, Season 2: ZIM Eats Waffles
“Dib: What about his horrible green head?

Zim: INSOLENT SCHOOLBOY! It's a skin condition.

Dib: [to class] And he's got no ears! Is that part of your skin condition, Zim? No ears?

Zim: Yes.”
— Zim (voice) & Dib (voice), Invader Zim, Season 1: The Nightmare Begins
“Almighty Tallest Red: You will be sent to a planet so mysterious, no one has even heard of it!

Almighty Tallest Purple: Right! And those who have heard of it dare not speak its name!

Zim: What's its name?

Almighty Tallest Purple: Oh, I dare not speak it!”
— Almighty Tallest Purple (voice), Almighty Tallest Red (voice), Zim (voice), Invader Zim, Season 1: The Nightmare Begins
“Zim: GIR!

GIR: [Suddenly bursts out of a turkey] It's me! I was the turkey ALL ALONG!

Zim: I was wondering what that turkey was doing there. GIR! I'm delaying the brain parasite plan for now. I want you to...

GIR: I was in the turkey! MEEEEE!

Zim: Yes, so you were.”
— GIR (voice) & Zim, Invader Zim, Season 2: Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars
“Zim: Okay Gir, now, which way is home?

Gir: It's this way... Or maybe that way. Oh, I don't know.

Zim: How can you not know? I just recharged your guidance chip.

Gir: Oh, I took it out.

Zim: Took what out?

Gir: The guidy, chippy, thingy.

Zim: Why would you do that?

Gir: To make room for the cupcake.

Zim: Great! Just great!”
— GIR (voice) & Zim (voice), Invader Zim, Season 1: Parent-Teacher Night
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