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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
Birthday: | April 29, 1954 |
Educated At: | Queens College, City University Of New York |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Voice Actor, Comedian, Film Producer, Screenwriter |
Spouse: | Jessica Seinfeld |
Total quotes: 257
Jerry Seinfeld
Fictional CharacterBirthday: April 29, 1954
Educated At: Queens College, City University Of New York
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Voice Actor, Comedian, Film Producer, Screenwriter
Spouse: Jessica Seinfeld
Total quotes: 257
“I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at four-thirty to save a couple of bucks, I'll tell you that.”
“I don't think there's ever been an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.”
“You know, we're living in a society! We're supposed to act in a civilized way.”
Tagged:
Society, civilization
“I am such a great guy. Who else would've gone through the trouble of helping this poor immigrant? I am special. My mother was right. Of course, I've never had Pakistani food. How bad it could be?”
Tagged:
Self-Aggrandizement, Immigrants
“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun: You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.”
Tagged:
cleavage, Sexual Harassment
“I'm not an investor. People always tell me, you should have your money working for you. I've decided I'll do the work. I'm gonna let the money relax.”
Tagged:
Investing, Stock Market
“You know how easy it is for dead people to travel? It's not like getting on a bus. One second. It's all mental.”
Tagged:
Astral Plane, Death
“There's always that certain group of people, isn't it? They're talking and talking, and everyone around them is shushing them and shushing them. They won't shush. They're the unshushables.”
Tagged:
Loud People, inconsiderate
“All I had to do was do it once; really, success wasn’t my objective. It was just: I want to be one of those guys.”
Tagged:
motivation, Stand Up
“All fathers are intimidating. They're intimidating because they are fathers. Once a man has children, for the rest of his life, his attitude is, ‘To hell with the world, I can make my own people. I'll eat whatever I want. I'll wear whatever I want, and I'll create whoever I want.’”
Tagged:
Fatherhood, Arrogance
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