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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
Birthday: | April 29, 1954 |
Educated At: | Queens College, City University Of New York |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Voice Actor, Comedian, Film Producer, Screenwriter |
Spouse: | Jessica Seinfeld |
Total quotes: 257
Jerry Seinfeld
Fictional CharacterBirthday: April 29, 1954
Educated At: Queens College, City University Of New York
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Voice Actor, Comedian, Film Producer, Screenwriter
Spouse: Jessica Seinfeld
Total quotes: 257
“You know, everybody listens to the Chinese. I mean, look at the fortune cookie. You couldn't get away with that in any other restaurant.”
Tagged:
Chinese People, Fortune Cookies
“Does anyone ever display the slightest sensitivity over the problems of a fellow individual? No. No. A resounding no!”
Tagged:
Sensitivity
“Kramer, you know you are always welcome in my home but as far as Mr. Johnson is concerned, that's another story.”
Tagged:
Nudity
“It's only for three days. Today's over and we have tomorrow. We leave on Sunday. It's one day, really.”
Tagged:
Vacations, procrastination
“I don't understand this. Why wouldn't you want to get something that's better if I'm telling you it's better? And it's not a little better—it's much better.”
Tagged:
Electric Toothbrush, Free Will
“Well perhaps he thinks that you're working him for the discount. Shaking that little butt of yours into big, big savings....And then when you get it, you know, you drop him like a hot potato.”
Tagged:
manipulation, Discounts
“The hands of a man. It's like a creature out of Greek mythology; I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast.”
Tagged:
Greek Mythology, Man Hands
“Elaine, do you know what you've done? You've give hope to every woman who's ever said, ‘Too bad he's gay.’”
Tagged:
Gay Conversion, Dating
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