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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
Birthday: | April 29, 1954 |
Educated At: | Queens College, City University Of New York |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Voice Actor, Comedian, Film Producer, Screenwriter |
Spouse: | Jessica Seinfeld |
Total quotes: 257
Jerry Seinfeld
Fictional CharacterBirthday: April 29, 1954
Educated At: Queens College, City University Of New York
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Voice Actor, Comedian, Film Producer, Screenwriter
Spouse: Jessica Seinfeld
Total quotes: 257
“Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?”
Tagged:
Public Urination, Medical Journals
“You see what's going on here? You're attracted to him because he can't remember anything about you.”
Tagged:
Aloofness, Attraction
“Look, let me just state for the record: I think you're both better than me.”
Tagged:
Self-deprecation
“I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is: If you're going out with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe.”
Tagged:
Homosexuality, Wardrobe
“How long do you have to wait for a guy to come out of a coma before you ask his ex-girlfriend out?”
“See, the great thing about robbing a fat guy is it's an easy getaway. You know? They can't really chase ya!”
Tagged:
Robbery, Fat-Shaming
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