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Jennifer Carpenter Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“A baby!? A motherfucking roly-poly, chubby cheeked shit-machine?! Are you kidding me?”
— Debra Morgan, Dexter, Season 3: The Lion Sleeps Tonight
Tagged: Baby, roly-poly, chubby cheeks, Poop
“You're such a guy. When I get pissed I say stuff I don't mean all the time: I hate you. I faked it. You're hung like a grape.”
— Debra Morgan, Dexter, Season 2: Dex, Lies, and Videotape
Tagged: Guy, Pissed, Hate You, faked it, Simile Examples
“Batista: How much caffeine have you had?

Debra: A metric fuck-ton.”
— Debra Morgan, Dexter, Season 3: Easy as Pie
Tagged: Coffee, Caffeine, A lot, metric ton
“Lisa: I’m Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery.

Kevin Copeland: This one goes with your skin tone.

Lisa: Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean. [shouts] Whoo.”
— Lisa Anderson, White Chicks
Tagged: Shamu, Carnie Wilson, Skin Tone, Gastric Bypass Surgery
“Dex, you are all the family that I have, and I barely know you. So, if you're going to eat steaks with somebody after a rough day, somebody's going to break through your fucking walls, I think it should be me! I think I have earned it!”
— Debra Morgan, Dexter, Season 1: Seeing Red
Tagged: Family, rough day, break through walls, earned it
“Hi, I’m Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don’t forget about me, I’m Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it’s Tina the Talking Tummy. [cries] I can’t even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.”
— Lisa Anderson, White Chicks
Tagged: cellulite, back fat, Pig
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