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Jason Sudeikis Quotes

Total quotes: 38
“That fella looked like a kitty cat when it gets spooked by a cucumber.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Cucumber , Simile Examples, Cat
“Rebecca Welton: Oh, do you believe in ghosts, Ted? 

Ted Lasso: I do. But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know?”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Ghosts, Believe, Uplifting
“I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Trent Crimm
Tagged: Believe, Confidence, Courage
“For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Trent Crimm
Tagged: Success, Win, help, Loss
“The only person I've seen lose a man more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw.”
— Nathan Shelley, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Make Rebecca Great Again
Tagged: Carrie Bradshaw, Sex And The City
“And I knew right then and there that I was never gonna let anybody get by me without understanding that they might be hurting inside, you know. 'Cause life, it's hard. It's real hard. ”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: No Weddings and a Funeral
Tagged: Life, Life Is Hard, hurt
“Keeley, a good mentor hopes you will move on. A great mentor knows you will.”
— Leslie Higgins, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Inverting the Pyramid of Success
Tagged: Mentor, Good, Great
“Heck, you could fill two Internets with what I don't know about football.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Knowledge, Internet, Football
“I feel like we hit the lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids.”
— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Two Aces
Tagged: Metaphor Examples, Lucky, Tree, Sour Patch Kids
“Sounds to me like someone is trapped inside life's most complicated shape. A love triangle.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: The Diamond Dogs
Tagged: Trap, Love Triangle, Tricky
“I like the idea of someone becoming rich, because of what they gave to the world.”
— Sam Obisanya, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Two Aces
Tagged: rich, World, Give Back
“I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. You just push all the wrong buttons.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Tan Lines
Tagged: Simile Examples, Remote, pushing buttons
“Yikes. I haven't seen someone that disappointed to see me since I wore a red baseball cap to a Planned Parenthood fundraiser.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Goodbye Earl
Tagged: Planned Parenthood, Fundrasier, Dissappoint
“I think a fella should only take as long as the tune 'Easy Lover' by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey to get dressed in the morning.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Rainbow
Tagged: Song, Get Dressed, Phil Collins, Philip Bailey
“You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: tea, Hot, Gross
“We're gonna call this drill 'The Exorcist' 'cause it's all about controlling possession.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Biscuits
Tagged: exorcist, Control, Possession, soccer
“To try is scary, you know, because you can end up losing a lot. But you have to put your heart out there.”
— Sam Obisanya, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Man City
Tagged: Try, scary, Losing, Loss
“You are more mysterious than David Blaine reading a Sue Grafton novel in Area 51.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: The Signal
Tagged: Mystery, David Blaine, Extended Metaphor Example, mysterious
“Boy, I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: The Signal
Tagged: mother, Nuts, Instruction Manual , Metaphor Examples
“If we see each other in our dreams, let's goof around a little bit, pretend like we don't know each other.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Dream, Goof, play
“You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don't wanna hear it. All right?”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: All Apologies
Tagged: Woody Allen, Clarinet
“Gentlemen, believing in rom-communism is all about believing that everything's gonna work out in the end.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Rainbow
Tagged: Belief, play on words, happy ending
“We lost. Very badly. But we tried. We gave it everything we had, and for me, that is okay, because what's worse is not to try at all.”
— Sam Obisanya, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Man City
Tagged: Tried, Effort, Try
“Well, you know my philosophy when it comes to cats, babies, and apologies, Coach. You gotta let 'em come to you.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Inverting the Pyramid of Success
Tagged: Philosophy, babies, cats, Apologies
“I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t eat sugar. Only heard about ’em. And they all live in this Godless place called Santa Monica.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Lavender
Tagged: Healthy Diets, Sugar
“I do love a locker room. Smells like potential.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: locker room, Potential
“Felt good to be back around the game.”
— Roy Kent, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Lavender
Tagged: Good, Feeling, Game
“Fuck, you're amazing. Let's invade France.”
— Keeley Jones, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Rainbow
Tagged: Awe, Amazing, invade
“Well you say impossible, but all I hear is 'I'm possible.'”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Midnight Train to Royston
Tagged: Possible, encourage, impossible
“Was that Cardi B?”
— Jordan Brown, Booksmart
Tagged: Music, Cardi B
“My relationship is the oxygen that gives me life. ”
— Leslie Higgins, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Headspace
Tagged: Love, Relationship, metaphor example, Oxygen
“Now listen up you little turd birds!”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Do the Right-est Thing
Tagged: upset, Attention
“I like to imagine a heaven where animals are in charge.”
— Leslie Higgins, Ted Lasso, Season 2: No Weddings and a Funeral
Tagged: Heaven, Animals, rule
“You know, fellas, we make a lot of choices in our lives every single day, ranging from, 'Am I really about to eat something called Greek Yogurt?'  To, 'Should I leave my family and take a job halfway around the world?' Me choosing not to be forthright with y'all, that was a bad choice.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Inverting the Pyramid of Success
Tagged: Choices, Question, Reflection
“Fashion's all about confidence.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: For the Children
Tagged: Fashion, Confidence
“I believe in hope. I believe in belief.”
— Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso, Season 1: The Hope That Kills You
Tagged: Hope, Belief
“I suppose... the best brand is just being yourself.”
— Leslie Higgins, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Rainbow
Tagged: Brand, Be yourself, Identity
“Ted, the truth will set you free. But first, it'll piss you off.”
— Dr. Sharon Fieldstone, Ted Lasso, Season 2: Headspace
Tagged: Truth, Freedom, upset
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