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Jack Lemmon Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“...maybe that’s worse.
Not letting ourselves be loved because we’re too afraid of giving ourselves to someone we might lose.”
— Morrie Schwartz, Tuesdays with Morrie(Television Film)
Tagged: Love, Love & Happiness, Fear Of Love, Losing Someone
“John Gustafson: Ohh, you don't know a damn thing about me...

Ariel Truax: I do, too! And I also know the only thing in life, that you regret, are the risks that you don't take.”
— John Gustafson, Grumpy Old Men
Tagged: Regret, risks
“John Gustafson: You're supposed to be smoking filter cigarettes.

Grandpa Gustafson: I'm 94 years old. What the hell do I care?”
— John Gustafson, Grumpy Old Men
Tagged: smoking, filtered cigarettes
“[Bragging about his sexual escapades] I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha Plumbing.”
— John Gustafson, Grumpy Old Men
Tagged: laying pipe, sexual escapades
“Ariel Truax: John, when was the last time you made love?

John Gustafson: October 4th...1978.

Ariel Truax: Oh, I think we're safe.”
— John Gustafson, Grumpy Old Men
Tagged: incel
“Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinkin' palm tree overboard! Now what's all this crud about no movie tonight?”
— Ens. Frank Thurlowe Pulver, Mister Roberts
Tagged: Best Military Movies
“We did the horizontal mambo.”
— John Gustafson, Grumpy Old Men
Tagged: sexual euphemisms
“Ariel Truax: [John is showing Ariel some family pictures] And these two little guys?

John Gustafson: Oh! That's me and the moron.

Ariel Truax: Is that Max?

John Gustafson: Of course it's Max. He's ugly, isn't he?

Ariel Truax: Aw, you mean you were friends?

John Gustafson: I was 10, and didn't know any better.

Ariel Truax: What makes two men spend most of their lives fighting?

John Gustafson: Oh? Guess.

Ariel Truax: A woman!

[John nods]

Ariel Truax: How romantic.

John Gustafson: No, it wasn't romantic at all.”
— John Gustafson, Grumpy Old Men
Tagged: Moron, ugly, Romantic
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