Ian McElhinney Quotes

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Ian McElhinney

Ian McElhinney

Birthname

Birthday August 19, 1948

Birthplace Belfast, Northern Ireland, United Kingdom

Nationality United Kingdom

Occupations Actor, Act

Spouse Marie Jones

Characters Portrayed

Granda Joe

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I don't see why that useless drip you call a husband has to be coming.

— Granda Joe (Ian McElhinney), Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 6

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Before you know it, you'll be faking your own death, assuming a new identity.

— Granda Joe (Ian McElhinney), Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 5

Extreames Death Identity

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It's dinner she invited you round for, not an orgy.

— Granda Joe (Ian McElhinney), Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 6

Dinner Orgy Sassy

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Shower of shites!

— Granda Joe (Ian McElhinney), Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 5

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I'll never understand the point of you.

— Granda Joe (Ian McElhinney), Derry Girls, Series 2: Across the Barricade

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You stupid bloody eejit!

— Granda Joe (Ian McElhinney), Derry Girls, Series 2: The President

Diss Stupid Bloody Mad

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I will tell you what she was like. She was like a piano in a country where everyone has had their hands cut off.

— Angela Carter, Saints and Strangers

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Hans: You can live without wants, but you can't live without needs. The society is very focused on wants.

Elizabeth Jennings: The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

— Elizabeth Jennings (Keri Russell), The Americans, Season 3: Open House

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I figured only one of us could break down at a time, otherwise, we'd both be useless.

— Phoebe Halliwell (Alyssa Milano), Charmed, Season 4: Again (2)

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You’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

— Unknown, 50 Hilarious Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up (And Make You Look Like A Genius)

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I'm not completely useless. I can always serve as a bad example

— biinroii01, I'm not completely useless

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It’s not useless, and neither am I.

— Ernest Cline, Armada

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Fame and envie are both needlesse to the dead because unknown, sometimes dangerous to the living when too well knowne: reason enough that I rather cause to say nothing, then too little, in the praise of the deceased Author, or of your Lordship my desired factor.

— Francis Drake, The World Encompassed by Sir Francis Drake

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You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

— Uknown, 50 Hilarious Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up (And Make You Look Like A Genius)

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A little surge of bitterness goes through me like someone's shot it right into my veins with a syringe. But I know how to get over the feeling: remember that it doesn't do any good.

— Ally Condie, Reached

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Let me feel your body sweating, I promise I'll keep your body dripping

— Trey Songz, Touchin, Lovin (feat. Nicki Minaj) (Trigga Reloaded)

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Guess what? David Burtka and I got married over the weekend. In Italy. Yup, we put the 'n' and 'd' in 'husband'.

— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com

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As you pursue a relationship into the world of dating, don’t simply look for someone who reciprocates your attraction but one who reciprocates your desire to honor Jesus in your relationship above all else.

— Matt Chandler, The Mingling of Souls: God's Design for Love, Marriage, Sex, and Redemption

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Cops turned up at my place last night.
"I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a car..."
I said, "Yes but she has a great personality."

— gratefuldeadlift, Cops turned up at my place last night

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Wife: ‘Can I spend $20,000 on breast implants?’
Husband: ‘Why don’t you just rub toilet paper all over your chest?’
Wife: ‘I don’t get it.’
Husband: ‘Worked on your ass, didn’t it?’

— Unknown, 30 Dirty Jokes About Love And Marriage That Are Kind Of Offensive (But Also Hilarious)

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Please do not tell me what my husband would do if he loved me. My husband's a freaking superhero, and you have no idea what you're talking about.

— Rebecca, This Is Us, Season 1: I Call Marriage

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He already acts like your husband. At the end of the day, marriage is just a formality.

— Adriana, 10 Vital Signs That He Wants To Marry You

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You've been my comrade, my fellow artist, and my best friend, but you've never been my husband.

— Frida Kahlo (Salma Hayek), Frida

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Celie, you has my sympathy. Ain't many women allow they husband's ho to lay up in they house.

— Old Mister (Adolph Caesar), The Color Purple

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My husband, did the great work of the war, but Grant, had all the pecuniary compensation.

— Mary Todd Lincoln, Letter to her friend, Rhoda White

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