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Hobb

Hobb

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Portrayed by Danny Webb

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I'm an optimist, not an idiot.

— Hobb (Danny Webb), Humans, Series 1: Episode 6

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You're the optimist all the way through, pretending to be a pessimist on the inside, because you can act like it hurts less if you say you knew all along it was going to go down like that.

— Amy Jo Cousins, The Girl Next Door

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My daughter may be an idiot, but she's not stupid.

— Ellen Harvelle (Samantha Ferris), Supernatural, Season 5: Good God, Y'All!

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And the princess and the idiot decided that their kiss didn't mean anything. [JD as The Village Idiot and Elliot as The Princess shake hands] Because in the end... they were both idiots.

— Perry Cox (John C. McGinley), Scrubs, Season 7: My Princess

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It may be an unwise man who doesn't learn from his own mistakes, but it's an absolute idiot that doesn't learn from other people's.

— Dr. Frasier Crane (Kelsey Grammer), Frasier, Season 3: Look Before You Leap

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[after blowing up a demon] What an idiot. Doesn't every demon KNOW by now whose house this is?

— Piper Halliwell (Holly Marie Combs), Charmed, Season 4: We're Off to See the Wizard

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Jesus might love you, but everyone else definitely thinks you’re an idiot.

— Unknown, 50 Hilarious Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up (And Make You Look Like A Genius)

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

— Unknown, 30 Funny Short Jokes That Are Guaranteed To Make You Smile

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You're not just an idiot, Patrick; you're also my pal!

— Spongebob Squarepants (Tom Kenny), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 4: Selling Out

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Now I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot.

— Peter Griffin (Seth MacFarlane), Family Guy, Season 5: Hell Comes to Quahog

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Rachel: ‘You idiot!’

Chandler: ‘I’m sure you’re right, but why?’

— Chandler Bing and Rachel Green, The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie

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Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?

— Unknown, 50 Hilarious Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up (And Make You Look Like A Genius)

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You don’t look too bright. I got a son, stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale, and you remind me of him.

— Neil Gaiman, American Gods

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Ray: How's Bridg?

Abby: She's a little bitch. She thinks I'm an idiot and you're an animal.

Ray: Well, she's right about one of us.

— Ray Donovan (Liev Schreiber), Ray Donovan, Season 1: Bridget

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Gus: I'm not mad; I'm happy, I'm thrilled. I love looking like an idiot.

Shawn: That explains your shoes.

— Shawn Spencer (James Roday), Psych, Season 2: 65 Million Years Off

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The village called. They’d like their idiot back. You better get going.

— Unknown, 50 Hilarious Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up (And Make You Look Like A Genius)

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You speak an infinite deal of nothing.

— William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

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I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem!

— Hank Hill (Mike Judge), King of the Hill, Season 7: The Texas Skilsaw Massacre

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Giving advice to an idiot is very much like gifting dildo to a girl...
You know they need it but they will throw it in your face and call you a weirdo instead.

— pddpro, Giving advice to an idiot is very much like gifting dildo to a girl...

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You blithering idiot! You festering gumboil! You fleabitten fungus! You bursting blister! You moth-eaten maggot!

— Roald Dahl, Matilda

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She's either an idiot in love, or she's being conned. Which amount to pretty much the same thing.

— Melissa Rosenberg, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Ladies Night

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