Helen Henry DeMarcus Quotes

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Helen Henry DeMarcus

Helen Henry DeMarcus

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Portrayed by Paula Pell

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Listen up, kiddos. Have your smiles prepped before you go into the frame. Think of something that makes you happy like puppies for me, Nana's brisket, that chubby little kid from 'Up.'

— Helen Henry DeMarcus (Paula Pell), A.P. Bio, Season 2: Melvin

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I'd smooch Durbin if I wasn't as gay as a tree full of birds.

— Helen Henry DeMarcus (Paula Pell), A.P. Bio, Season 2: Happiness

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Don't be sorry, be good.

— Helen Henry DeMarcus (Paula Pell), A.P. Bio, Season 2: Melvin

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Cricket nipples.

— Helen Henry DeMarcus (Paula Pell), A.P. Bio, Season 2: Wednesday Morning, 8AM

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There's the cutie with the booty.

— Helen Henry DeMarcus (Paula Pell), A.P. Bio, Season 2: Toledo's Top 100

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I had eaten my best friend.

— Helen Henry DeMarcus (Paula Pell), A.P. Bio, Season 2: Personal Everest

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You messy son of a gun!

— Helen Henry DeMarcus (Paula Pell), A.P. Bio, Season 2: Dr. Whoopsie

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Here, put this pudding cup on the floor. I'm going to dive into it.

— Helen Henry DeMarcus (Paula Pell), A.P. Bio, Season 2: Spectacle

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If your bra rides up in the back, it means the band size is too small. Go get fitted for a new one.

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