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Heffer Wolfe (voice) Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“Heffer Wolfe: Give me another double order of fries.

Bartender: Sorry, pal. I think you've had enough.

Heffer Wolfe: I'll tell you when I've had enough, you greasy plate jockey!”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Who's for Dinner? / Love Spanked
“Rocko: Thanks for taking me to the doctor, Heffer.

Heffer Wolfe: I wouldn't miss it for the world. These waiting rooms are real freak shows.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Rocko's Happy Sack / Flu-In-U-Enza
“Waitress: Will there be anything else, sir?

Heffer Wolfe: [referring to a pair of chopsticks] Yeah, these plastic things can't cut my burrito.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: No Pain, No Gain / Who Gives a Buck
“Heffer Wolfe: Hey, Crod, you wanna get some ice cream?

Crod: [a caveman frozen in ice] Crod don't like ice cream.

Heffer Wolfe: Oh, I knew you were a burger man.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: Snowballs / Frog's Best Friend
“Heffer Wolfe: Hey, Rock, you wanna move to France?

Rocko: Not really.

Heffer Wolfe: Naw. Me neither.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 3: Bye, Bye Birdie / Belch of Destiny
“Rocko: We don't need some hoity-toity health club to stay in shape, eh, Heff?

Heffer Wolfe: No way, man! Care for another slice of pizza?

Rocko: I'm feeling the burn!

Heffer Wolfe: Yeah, you should blow on it first. The cheese is hot.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: No Pain, No Gain / Who Gives a Buck
“Heffer Wolfe: [writing Rocko's personals ad] Marsupial with big hairy chest seeking female with same. Will suck the fillings out of your teeth if you let me. I am adventurous and will try anything once. Twice if you're lucky!”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Who's for Dinner? / Love Spanked
“Heffer Wolfe: [to Rocko] You're blind as a bat.

Bat: Hey! Listen, bud! We bats are sick and tired of these stereotypes! We got enough problems with the whole 'vampire' shtick without being classified as visually impaired!

Heffer Wolfe: Sorry.

Bat: [bumps into a wall] 'Scuse me, ma'am.

[Bat bumps into something else]

Bat: Oh. Sorry, sir.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: Short Story / Eyes-capades
“Rocko: [referring to Filburt's diary] Look, Heff, if I let you see one page, then will you be satisfied?

Heffer Wolfe: Yes. I'll be satisfied.

Heffer Wolfe: [Heffer starts reading aloud] 'The Earth Log of Filburt Shellbach. I am an alien. For our evil plan to take over this puny planet, see next page.' Well, that's one page.

Rocko: Yup. One page.

Heffer Wolfe: [closes the diary] Play a game of badminton?

Rocko: Um... yeah. Okay.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 4: The High Five of Doom / Fly Burgers
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