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Harris Wittels

Harris Wittels Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Harris Wittels

Birthname

Birthday: April 20, 1984

Death: February 19, 2015

Educated At: Emerson College, High School For The Performing And Visual Arts

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Screenwriter

Total quotes: 5

“Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?”

— Ann Perkins, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 4: The Treaty

Tagged: Jogging, what cost, healthy, Exercise

“Strippers do nothing for me…but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.”

— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 2: Tom's Divorce

Tagged: Strippers, Breakfast Buffet, Breakfast Food

“The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.”

— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 3: Road Trip

Tagged: Government, Teat, piglet, Chapped Nipples, Taxypayers

“Put some alcohol in your mouth to block with words from coming out.”

— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 6: Prom

Tagged: Alcohol, block, Words, talking

“Breakfast food can serve many purposes.”

— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 5: Leslie vs. April

Tagged: Absurd, Breakfast Food

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