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George Costanza Quotes
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Total quotes: 179
George Costanza
characterNationality: United States Of America
Total quotes: 179
“Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?! The Jews! Ah, the Jews hate grass. They always have, they always will.”
Tagged:
Astroturf, Anti-Semitism
“I like to feel cozy. I have a very small apartment. I like to feel tucked in, nestled in. Love to be nestled.”
Tagged:
Cozy, Claustrophobia
“Someday, before I die, mark my words—I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do.”
Tagged:
Revenge, forgiveness
“Who are you to play God? Every man's time comes! If his number is up, who are you to interfere?”
Tagged:
Fate, Euthanasia
“I don't think there's ever been an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.”
“You know, we're living in a society! We're supposed to act in a civilized way.”
Tagged:
Society, civilization
“I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution.”
Tagged:
Lesbianism, Mental Illness
“I hate asking for change. They always make a face. Like I'm asking them to donate a kidney.”
Tagged:
Making Change, Money
“I always look annoyed. Yeah, when you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.”
Tagged:
annoyed, Looking Busy
“You know how easy it is for dead people to travel? It's not like getting on a bus. One second. It's all mental.”
Tagged:
Astral Plane, Death
“You may think you're an idiot, but with all due respect—I’m a much bigger idiot than you are.”
Tagged:
idiocy, Competition
“I say stupid things all the time. I can't go two minutes without saying stupid things.”
Tagged:
stupidity, Self-deprecation
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