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George Carlin

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Total quotes: 6

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George Carlin

Birthname

Birthday: May 12, 1937

Death: June 22, 2008

Educated At: Cardinal Hayes High School

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stand-up Comedian, Voice Actor, Comedian

Religion: Atheism

Total quotes: 6

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”

— George Carlin, Quote by George Carlin

Tagged: Validation, Self-Trust

“And then there are the times when the wolves are silent and the moon is howling.”

— George Carlin, Brain Droppings

Tagged: Darkness, Silence, Beliefs

“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic.”

— George Carlin, Brain Droppings

Tagged: Metaphor, Flower, strength, Bravery, Heroic

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”

— George Carlin, 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George

Tagged: humor, Karma, Good Omens, Bad Omens

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

— George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

Tagged: Men, stupidity, craziness, Women

“A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street.”

— George Carlin, via Tumblr

Tagged: Social Issues, Social Class, Equality, humanity, Corruption, Politics

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