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Gabe Sachs Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“I don't even know how you even get ONE girl. How does anyone get TWO?”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Garage Door
Tagged: Lonely Men, Incels
“Dixon: This sucks.

Debbie: Dixon, how about a new phrase like 'this bites' or 'this blows'? Because you've been saying 'this sucks' for the last 1,500 miles.

Dixon: 'Cause it sucks.”
— Dixon Wilson, 90210, Season 1: We're Not in Kansas Anymore
Tagged: Sucks, Blows, Bites, Roadtrip, moving, First Lines, travel
“Nick Andopolis: Can you ever not be sarcastic?

Ken Miller: [sarcastically] I'm sarcastic?”
— Nick Andopolis, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Garage Door
Tagged: Sarcasm, Irony
“Kim: Check out the pizza-face dork with the trombone! Why doesn't he just pop those things?

Daniel: I think if he did, he'd die of blood loss.”
— Kim Kelly, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Garage Door
Tagged: Pizza-Face, Dork, Trombone, Acne, Blood Loss, Overstatement
“Tabitha: Well, my damn computer froze up again.

Harry: What'd you spill on it this time, Mom?

Tabitha: Scotch. I mean, iced tea.”
— Harry Wilson, 90210, Season 1: The Jet Set
Tagged: computer, spill, Scotch, Iced Tea, Drink, Alcohol, Alcoholic, Witty, humor
“Debbie: They still get married in L.A., right? Plenty of weddings for me to shoot.

Harry: Maybe you can shoot mine when I get my trophy wife.

Debbie: Dude, I am your trophy wife.”
— Debbie Wilson, 90210, Season 1: We're Not in Kansas Anymore
Tagged: LA, married, Marriage, Photography, Trophy Wife, Wife, Sassy
“Sam Weir: Cindy Sanders is, like, a librarian type.

Neal Schweiber: Yeah, librarian for the Playboy mansion.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: I'm With the Band
Tagged: Librarian, Playboy
“Naomi: Are you breaking up with me?

Ethan: I'm breaking up with us.”
— Ethan Ward, 90210, Season 1: The Jet Set
Tagged: Break Up, Heartbreak, US, couple, Relationships, Dating, Sad
“Remember that time in science class when I tried to sneak out a fart but it came out a poop? And then I had to flush my undies down the toilet? Do you think I wanted to tell you guys that?”
— Bill Haverchuck, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Garage Door
Tagged: Science Class, Shart, Sharting, Fart, Gross
“Sam: Hey, Neal, I gotta go home. My parents are going to be worried.

Bill: Yeah, me too. My mom doesn't like to watch Dallas alone.

Neal: I'm just going to have my coffee now.

Bill: Is that before or after you shave?”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Garage Door
Tagged: dallas, Overbearing Parents, laziness
“Rock 'n roll don't come from your brain. It comes from your crotch.”
— Daniel Desario, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: I'm With the Band
Tagged: rock 'n' roll, Brain, Crotch
“Bill Haverchuck: You remember when we said we'd tell each other everything?

Neal Schweiber: Yeah.

Bill Haverchuck: Did you mean it?

Neal Schweiber: Of course.

Bill Haverchuck: Even if it's
something really, really horrible? I mean, it might not be horrible, 'cause it might not be true, but if it is true, it could be pretty horrible.

Neal Schweiber: Okay, Bill, you're killin' me. You gotta tell me now.”
— Bill Haverchuck, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Garage Door
Tagged: Secrets
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