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Foster Quotes

Total quotes: 5
“Foster: [explaining his low number of citations issued] I can't make them speed.

Captain O'Hagan: Try hiding.”
— Foster, Super Troopers
Tagged: Speeding, Hiding
“Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?”
— Foster, Super Troopers
Tagged: Cat, milk, saucer, Mice
“Foster: Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot.

Mac: That's true.”
— Foster, Super Troopers
Tagged: Idiot, insults
“The worst kind of victim is the one that chooses to create another.”
— Foster, WHAT / IF, Season 1: What Happened
Tagged: Be Kind, Hit with Reality, Think Before You Act
“[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac: All right, how about 'Cat Game?'

Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?

Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?' [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]

Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...

Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration. [the man hands him his license] Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2) [Mac ticks off two fingers]

Larry Johnson: Sorry. [the man laughs a little]

Foster: Is there something funny here, boy?

Larry Johnson: Oh, no.

Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister...Larry Johnson? [pause] All right meow, (3) where were we?

Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?

Foster: Am I saying meow? [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an 'eehhh' facial expression, as he is considering the last one]

Larry Johnson: I thought...

Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going? [man laughs] Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?

Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.

Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? [Mac is gut-busting laughing] Am I drinking milk from a saucer? [feigned anger] Do you see me eating mice? [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)

Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes, sir.

Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law. [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man] Not so funny meow, (9) is it? [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)”
— Foster, Super Troopers
Tagged: meow, cat game, Head Games
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