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Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly
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It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll...Fuckbeans. That was them, wasn't it?
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Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly
(Will Ferrell)
,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
happy family
Monkey
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Whillenholly
: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.
Sheriff
: One rectal breach comin' up.
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Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly
(Will Ferrell)
,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
warning shot
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Whillenholly
:
[to Banky]
Wow, there's a lot of love in the room.
Banky
: Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys.
Whillenholly
: OK, play it cool, hot shot.
—
Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly
(Will Ferrell)
,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Whillenholly
:
[Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner]
They've got a monkey in there?
Sheriff
: An ape.
Whillenholly
: What?
Sheriff
: An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey.
Whillenholly
: Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? That's what I thought.
—
Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly
(Will Ferrell)
,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Ape
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federal wildlife marshal
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[Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]
Sheriff
: Are you fucking crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. That's the ape.
Whillenholly
: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go.
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Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly
(Will Ferrell)
,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Brady Bunch
Butt-Fucking
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Ape
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