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Eric Kaplan

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Total quotes: 7

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Eric Kaplan

Birthname

AKA: Eric Kaplan

Birthday: September 10, 1971

Educated At: Hunter College High School, Harvard University, Columbia University

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Producer, Screenwriter

Total quotes: 7

“As my mom used to say, 'When you're doing a puzzle, it's like you've got a thousand friends.' She was full of fun lies like that.”

— Amy Farrah Fowler, The Big Bang Theory, Season 7: The Scavenger Vortex

Tagged: Mom, Puzzle, Friends, Fun, Lies

“You can't keep boogieing like this. You'll come down with a fever of some sort.”

— Turanga Leela , Futurama, Season 5: Jurassic Bark

Tagged: Dancing, boogieing, Fever, dance fever, Illness

“It's like a party in my mouth and everybody's throwing up!”

— Philip J. Fry , Futurama, Season 3: Parasites Lost

Tagged: Simile Examples, party, Throwing Up, Mouth

“Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.”

— Bender , Futurama, Season 1: Hell Is Other Robots

Tagged: party, Hooker, booze, Sassy

“Stay away from our women. You’ve got metal fever, boy. Metal fever.”

— Bender , Futurama, Season 3: I Dated a Robot

Tagged: Dating, metal fever, Women, Obsessed

“Drinky Crow: I wish I was dead

Uncle Gabby: Why would that be so great?

Drinky Crow: Well, the pain would stop.

Uncle Gabby: No it wouldn’t. I believe after death, we’re subjected to horrible tortures…of the…sexual variety.”

— Drinky Crow / Uncle Gabby (voice), The Drinky Crow Show, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Death, The Afterlife

“Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.”

— Philip J. Fry , Futurama, Season 2: A Bicyclops Built For Two

Tagged: Thanks, Internet, Bored, Sex, upset

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