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Elliot Stern

Elliot Stern Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Elliot Stern

Birthname

Total quotes: 5

“Tonight, when I'm cookin' that chili, I'll cut up this cauliflower, and we'll tell them we've got rabbit brains in there.”

— Tim Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 1: Flying Sauces

Tagged: chili, cauliflower, rabbit brains, Absurd, Gross

“Brad Taylor: I don't have any lines.

Randy Taylor: That's because you blew it, you stooge. He was trying out for one of the wise men, and he said they were carrying gold and Frankenstein.”

— Randy Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 1: Up Your Alley

Tagged: frankenstein, Frankincense

“Randy Taylor: [referring to himself and Brad] Billy's mom thinks we're perfect little gentlemen.

Tim Taylor: Billy's mom thought she saw Elvis yesterday at the gas station.”

— Randy Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 1: Mow Better Blues

Tagged: delusional

“Mark Taylor: Are you gonna make Brad and Randy say they're sorry?

Tim Taylor: Well, you have two choices: You either make 'em apologize, or we could get even.

Mark Taylor: Get even!

Tim Taylor: That's my boy!”

— Mark Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 1: Flying Sauces

Tagged: Apologize, get even

“Jill: We're keeping score.

Tim: I thought you didn't want to keep score.

Jill: Oh, is the great big, bad bowling man afraid his itty-bitty wife is going to beat him?

Tim: Is the itty-bitty wife afraid the big, bad bowling man is going to leave her in the PARKING LOT?”

— Tim Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 1: Up Your Alley

Tagged: arguments, keeping score, itty-bitty

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