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Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.
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Elizabeth Hackett
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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
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What do you say to a herb that’s running late? It’s about thyme!
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What did Taylor Swift say to the melon? Look what you made me dew!
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Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? I’m not telling you. You might spread it!
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I met some chess players in a hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they were. It was chess nuts bragging in an open foyer.
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I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are.
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Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers.
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If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
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